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If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? — Tom Barrett

The examined life is no picnic. — Robert Fulghum

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table. — Dave Barry

He was as nervous as a praying mantis at an atheists' picnic ... — Tom Robbins

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! — Seth Rogen

Life is a picnic on a precipice. — W. H. Auden

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. — Lance Bass

Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist, but never, never plan a picnic. — Elizabeth Enright

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. — Alice Walker

A baseball club is part of the chemistry of the city. A game isn't just an athletic contest. It's a picnic, a kind of town meeting. — E. Michael Burke

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Every Texan has a project and every picnic has fire-ants. — Beryl Dov

Did he annoy me? Yes, he was like a wasp at a picnic. — Gary Barlow

Once abroad, I eat one meal a day picnic-style: Ive learned that no mature stomach can tolerate an endless routine of rich restaurant meals. — Arthur Frommer

Leonard had let them go alone with the young boy who Ali was now convinced, was a couple falafel's short of a picnic — L.R. Currell

Refreshing failures roll off the travel easel like ants from a picnic blanket. — Sara Genn

Did you make a picnic, Jordan Matthews?' For the first time EVER, I see a blush in his cheeks. 'I might have' he mumbles and sets off walking. — Samantha Towle

I'll affect you slowly
as if you were having a picnic in a dream.
There will be no ants.
It won't rain. — Richard Brautigan

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. — Kim Kardashian

If life on Planet Earth was really supposed to be a picnic, we would all have been born clutching gingham tablecloths. — Jonathan Cainer

I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

If you look at tailgating, everyone does it. It's for everyone who likes to cook outdoors. It could be a 4th of July picnic. — John Madden

needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone — Genna Rulon

One man's panic funds another's picnic. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A picnic is more than eating a meal, it is a pleasurable sate of mind. — DeeDee Stovel

I adore war. It is like a big picnic but without the objectivelessness of a picnic. I have never been more well or more happy. — Julian Grenfell

It's no picnic up there in the egosphere. — Philip Roth

It's not fair to compare one artist to another because they all come with their own sort of elements to the picnic, you know. — Annie Lennox

What I want you to know: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard. Clinical depression is no fucking picnic. — Jenny Lawson

Nobody knows why you go to a picnic to be uncomfortable when it is so easy and pleasant to eat at home. — John Steinbeck

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise. — Lish McBride

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. — Will Estes

Look, Candida, I don't want to pee on your picnic ... -Ruby — Nina Malkin

He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married.
Picnic, meet rain. — Devon Monk

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

XAVIER: Being trapped in a life that you didn't choose is no f***** picnic, no matter how good it may appear to people outside of the situation. — Michelle A. Valentine

Anyone who thinks that the climbing of Denali is a picnic is badly mistaken. — Hudson Stuck

Good Lord, if Incy could be helped ... then I was a freaking picnic. — Cate Tiernan

My perfect day would be to go on a picnic up Mt. Wilson with Christopher Isherwood, Greta Garbo, Aldous Huxley, and Bertrand Russell. — Janet Fitch

Suffering from dysentery at sea was no picnic. — Pamela Stephenson

War's never a picnic. Although obviously soldiers do end up eating outdoors quite a lot. — David Mitchell

I looked as appropiate as a Moonie at a Baptist picnic, but I rode trough the land of the power tie and tightened sphincter to Eden Park. — Warren Moore

He thought her delightful, - freckles, picnic-untidiness and all. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

Bad politicians are not Born.They are created.Created by the good people who go on a picnic on voting day. — Avinash Rai

For all civilisations are like elaborate campings-out, a complicated picnic in the face of nature's discomforts. — Elizabeth Taylor

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. — W. H. Auden

I am a critic - as essential to the theatre as ants to a picnic. — Joseph L. Mankiewicz

Opposing the father is no picnic and not opposing the father is no picnic - that's what he was discovering. — Philip Roth

Way you took care of my crew tonight, owe you another dinner at The Eaves. I'd eat a picnic in Hades with him. — Kristen Ashley

He made a noise of disgruntlement. It's a bloody picnic. Sit. Eat. Shut up. — Samantha Young

Football's a war game without fatal casualties; baseball is a picnic on a huge field, without the food. — Richard Corliss

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! — Minnie Pearl

Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed. — Frances Winkler

You can tell the idyllic nature of a family by the upkeep of its picnic table. Ours is its own indictment. We are splintering and peeling. We rot. — Peter Hedges

The 24% unemployment reached at the depths of the Great Depression was no picnic. — Barry Eichengreen

One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. — Lee Trevino

This is peace, if you think about it--machine-gun nests being used as picnic tables. — David Mitchell

Society is the picnic certain individuals leave early, the party they fail to enjoy, the musical comedy they find not worth the price of admission. — Joyce Carol Oates

You're a sandwich short of a picnic, mate. — Jennifer Bernard

Be there a picnic for the devil,
an orgy for the satyr,
and a wedding for the bride. — Roman Payne

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic. — Jane Wagner

Thoughts on his own death, like the distant roll of thunder at a picnic. — W. H. Auden

Rain is the picnic when it rains. — Marty Rubin

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. — Bess Truman

Mr Bough has 'surprise picnic' written all over him. — John Allison

The picnic shakes as Pigpen climbs it from behind, then plants himself next to me. "We should change your road name to F-U-F. Fucked-Up and Forlorn. — Katie McGarry

I was back to feeling myself which, believe me, is no picnic. — George Saunders

Like the end of a picnic, all the weenies will be roasted. — Kim Harrison

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. — Amanda Grace

I think nowadays people are so used taking the camera to the family picnic - so people are less surprised by films made of them, like home movies. — D. A. Pennebaker

It's the picnic principle. Things taste better outdoors. And if it's a forbidden thing, so much the better. — Franny Billingsley

Nothing's better than a picnic. — Zooey Deschanel

As a diabetic, I'm a walking picnic. I have to eat measured amounts of food at certain times. — Elaine Stritch

Blood and brain tissue clung to the wet rock like the refuse of a sad picnic. — Dan Simmons

You couldn't plan a picnic without strangling yourself with the cloth. — Frances Hardinge

You bring your own weather to the picnic. — Harlan Coben

A food truce, the picnic suspension of oedipal feeling that permits the generations to love each other at family reunions. — Karen Russell

The Dionysian is no picnic. — Camille Paglia

I can't get enough of London! I love all the picnic benches, the old-school phone booths and parks in the middle of the city. — Jessica Lowndes

I was still too much of a fledgling with people to understand that, in the long run, nobody is a picnic and that I was no picnic myself. — Philip Roth

COLUMBUS BROUGHT SMALLPOX TO THE NATIVES; WE SHALL RECALL THE OCCASION WITH A PICNIC! — John Green

What do you most want for your birthday picnic, Admiral?" Taken by surprise, he answered honestly: "No casualties. — Lois McMaster Bujold

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you. — Don Henley

There are few things so pleasant as a picnic eaten in perfect comfort. — W. Somerset Maugham

This ain't going to be no goddamn Sunday school picnic. — Kent Haruf

Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river ... that's romance. — Brandi L. Bates

Who brings a picnic to a break-in? — Stephanie Tromly

No, it is not only our fate but our business to lose innocence, and once we have lost that, it is futile to attempt a picnic in Eden. — Elizabeth Bowen

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic. — Jim Norton

If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch. — Bill Anderson

It must be dreadful to be a grown-up if a party in an everydayish schoolroom could seem just as pleasant to you as a picnic — Margaret Epp