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Was an eternity of absolute ease just another name for hell? — Octavia E. Butler

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. — Rita Rudner

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano. — Woody Allen

One would say You had not left me for a single instant.

"Did you doubt it? — Gabrielle Bossis

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it is contempt. — Florence King

To leave him behind. You'll have to find a way to get — Cameo Renae

All presidents get frustrated with Congress. — Marco Rubio

When time is not in your favor, be in favor of time — Kandarp Gandhi

What is the beginning of rage, the beginning of anger? Not dislike, but love. — Zia Haider Rahman

There could be no ghosts upon a world that had never known life. — Arthur C. Clarke

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? — Steven Wright

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act! — Alan Carr

(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them? — Victor Borge

It's very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square - that's the craziest one. — Allison Williams

It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing. — Gary Oldman