Piano Funny Quotes
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Piano Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Was an eternity of absolute ease just another name for hell?
— Octavia E. Butler
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
— Rita Rudner
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
— Woody Allen
One would say You had not left me for a single instant. "Did you doubt it? — Gabrielle Bossis
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it is contempt.
— Florence King
To leave him behind. You'll have to find a way to get
— Cameo Renae
All presidents get frustrated with Congress.
— Marco Rubio
When time is not in your favor, be in favor of time
— Kandarp Gandhi
What is the beginning of rage, the beginning of anger? Not dislike, but love.
— Zia Haider Rahman
There could be no ghosts upon a world that had never known life.
— Arthur C. Clarke
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
— Steven Wright
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
— Victor Borge
