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Periods Funny Quotes By John Ryman: I don't believe anything. I only know some

I don't believe anything. I only know some things to a greater degree of certainty than others. — John Ryman

Periods Funny Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: Another's wife is a white swan, and ours

Another's wife is a white swan, and ours is bitter wormwood. — Leo Tolstoy

Periods Funny Quotes By Sandi Lynn: Trust her; we girls are two sheets short

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

Periods Funny Quotes By Louis Bacon: As a speculator you must embrace disorder and

As a speculator you must embrace disorder and chaos. — Louis Bacon

Periods Funny Quotes By Samantha Young: Shit pours out of my mouth before I

Shit pours out of my mouth before I can stop it, and I need to be around people that can hack the fucking awesomeness that is me. — Samantha Young

Periods Funny Quotes By Victoria Abril: I like men with some belly who are

I like men with some belly who are a little over the hill. — Victoria Abril

Periods Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. — Jim Norton

Periods Funny Quotes By Susan Anton: When a baby is in the room with

When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one. — Susan Anton

Periods Funny Quotes By Evangeline Lilly: I consider acting a day job - it's

I consider acting a day job - it's not my dream; it's not my be-all, end-all. — Evangeline Lilly

Periods Funny Quotes By Norman Cousins: The message from the moon which we have

The message from the moon which we have flashed to the far corners of this planet is that no problem need any longer be considered insoluble. — Norman Cousins

Periods Funny Quotes By Austin Scott: All Americans should be exempt from the atrocities

All Americans should be exempt from the atrocities of Obamacare - no exception. — Austin Scott

Periods Funny Quotes By Matthew Catania: What's my favorite part that I've written? That's

What's my favorite part that I've written? That's like asking me to choose which of my kids is least ugly! — Matthew Catania

Periods Funny Quotes By Abigail Reynolds: Thou hast ravished my heart.

Thou hast ravished my heart. — Abigail Reynolds

Periods Funny Quotes By Stephen Lang: I don't believe that being against the war

I don't believe that being against the war can be equated with being non-supportive of our troops. — Stephen Lang

Periods Funny Quotes By David Spade: When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny,

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. — David Spade

Periods Funny Quotes By Lance Armstrong: It's funny, because I have periods where I

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Periods Funny Quotes By Alex Cox: Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood, doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures. — Alex Cox