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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

Don't want to think about it? No problem. Don't think about it. — Bee Ridgway

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? — Steven Wright

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day. — Ed Bernard

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo. — Lewis Carroll

I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

It's a mystery why certain people find certain things funny. — John C. Reilly

driving at the speed limit--hideous thought. — Stephenie Meyer

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement. — Chris Hardwick

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him. — Wayne Coyne

The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' — Conan O'Brien

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

The whole government is a Ponzi scheme. — Bernard Madoff

Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny! — Francesca Zappia

We need a backbone, not a wishbone. — Joyce Meyer

Put out the light and then put out the light. — Anne Rice

The world is large when its weary leagues two loving hearts divide; But the world is small when your enemy is loose on the other side. — John Boyle O'Reilly

The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly. — Mark Twain

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire. — Harriet Evans

He said it was as if she punctured his skin and entered his veins and swan directly to his heart. — Sarah Winman