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Some women had more penises in their mouth than men had kisses in theirs but it's a relationship that clarifies their worth. — Kent Lamarc

Gay men are French women...with penises. — Simon Doonan

Do you have any idea how mortifying it is to have your own mother standing up in front of everybody, drawing pictures of penises? — Diana Gabaldon

Lord help me, I was going to become a nun if my male radar didn't realign towards guys that were not walking penises. — Nicole Williams

No more men. I swear it. They're nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned penises. — Rosanna Leo

You could paint my nob tartan and call it Throb Roy. — Timothy Lea

There was said to be measuring of penises at the Orchid, but was it true and if so what did that mean? — Larry McMurtry

Penises are literally all around me all the time, and have a lot of influence on the world, on my world. — Rachel Zucker

Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern

I have a strict moral code. I don't share penises with friends. — Ann Everett

If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts. — Lance Armstrong

I wonder how many more penises I'll have inside me in my lifetime. — Daria Snadowsky

Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman. — Kresley Cole

You don't spend much. And you have a penis. Penises earn more income than vaginas. — Nola Sarina

Vaginas beat penises every time.
They're like kryptonite.
Penises are defenseless against them. — Emma Chase

I will not surrender my profession simply because men throughout history have been unduly enamored of their penises!" - Dr. Christine Putnam — Jordan L. Hawk

Men's brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises. — Bette Midler

Griffin immediately beaned him in the back of the head with a Hackey Sack. Dude, grow some balls. You're an embarrassment to penises everywhere. — S.C. Stephens

Look, I've always had an empty place in my life that I've alternatively tried to fill with food and penises, but now I have something. — Christopher Moore

Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises. Either way — Darynda Jones

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises ... — Jacob M. Appel

I know! I know! This is why people shouldn't go out on windy days. The penises are on rampage on the windy days. — Brittainy C. Cherry

You know what makes no sense? A bunch of penises making choices for vaginas. That's like interviewing a turtle on the struggles of being a dolphin. We — Luvvie Ajayi

It's not that I don't like penises. I just don't like them on men. — Lea DeLaria

Keel-mounted rail gun," Alex said with a grin. " - that scream of overcompensating for tiny, tiny penises, but might prove useful. — James S.A. Corey

Men aren't known for spilling their guts. It's like their penises block some forms of speech. — Renee Ericson

If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff

Breast feeding is a good thing. I promise you that's not what made you gay. "
" I know that, men did that. And penises. — Z.A. Maxfield

when Rownt penises grew an easy two feet longer and picked up a good thirty pounds as part of their erections. "Enjoying — Lyn Gala

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman

Swear off boys, Penelope. Do yourself a favor and stay away from evil, soul-sucking penises. — Mary Elizabeth

I think men think about their penises as much as women think about molestation. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. — Roseanne Barr

I don't write very much about penises. More than some poets but not perhaps as much as I should. — Rachel Zucker

Go, Brooke. Wreck those penises. — J. Daniels

Men were not so much gifted with penises as cursed with them. — Stephen King

Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder. Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk. — Tara Sivec

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership. — Greg Fitzsimmons