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Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Dana Gould: I've never slept with a virgin, but I

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

Peanuts Quotes By H.M. Ward: There's a big empty box filled with packaging

There's a big empty box filled with packaging peanuts and it's totally calling my name. — H.M. Ward

Peanuts Quotes By Tom Waits: I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change

I don't know if any genuine, meaningful change could ever result from a song. It's kind of like throwing peanuts at a gorilla. — Tom Waits

Peanuts Quotes By Haruki Murakami: 'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack

'It's hard to come by peanuts that crack so nice and crisp,' said J. — Haruki Murakami

Peanuts Quotes By Jay Leno: In spite of the poor economy, almost 70

In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items
like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut. — Jay Leno

Peanuts Quotes By Orson Welles: I hate television. I hate it as much

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. — Orson Welles

Peanuts Quotes By John Chaney: I will be here and be around, watching

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies. — John Chaney

Peanuts Quotes By Peanuts: Keep looking up..that's the secret of life...

Keep looking up..that's the secret of life... — Peanuts

Peanuts Quotes By Daniel Woodrell: Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi

Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi that she'd clogged with peanuts and called a late lunch. — Daniel Woodrell

Peanuts Quotes By Jim Butcher: It wasn't until later that I would realize

It wasn't until later that I would realize that I was babbling a chant of "Ubriacha, ubrius, ubrium," to the Peanuts theme music. — Jim Butcher

Peanuts Quotes By Luke Hemmings: Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do

Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ... — Luke Hemmings

Peanuts Quotes By Kurt Cobain: I only remember a few things about Jimmy

I only remember a few things about Jimmy Carter. He had big lips and liked peanuts. I now know that Jimmy Carter was and is a good man. — Kurt Cobain

Peanuts Quotes By Stephan Pastis: Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,'

Basically, I learned to read by reading 'Peanuts,' just wanting to know what they were saying. — Stephan Pastis

Peanuts Quotes By Frank Zappa: Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. — Frank Zappa

Peanuts Quotes By Henny Youngman: I'll never forget my first words in the

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream! — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Henry A. Kissinger: Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted

Withdrawal of US troops will become like salted peanuts to the American public: The more US troops come home, the more will be demanded. — Henry A. Kissinger

Peanuts Quotes By Robert E.Lee: I have been up too congress, and they

I have been up too congress, and they do not seem to do anything except eat peanuts and chew tobacco while my army is starving ... — Robert E.Lee

Peanuts Quotes By Dorothy Salisbury Davis: Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys. — Dorothy Salisbury Davis

Peanuts Quotes By Matt Groening: As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me. — Matt Groening

Peanuts Quotes By Julia Child: Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.

Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party. — Julia Child

Peanuts Quotes By Jonny Bowden: Peanuts/Peanut Butter

Peanuts/Peanut Butter — Jonny Bowden

Peanuts Quotes By Hubert Green: All of a sudden I'm an expert on

All of a sudden I'm an expert on everything. Interviewers want your opinion on golf, foreign policy and even the price of peanuts. — Hubert Green

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: It's your money or you'll be wearing cement

It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Tina Fey: Two peanuts were walking down the street, and

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a salted. — Tina Fey

Peanuts Quotes By Katherine Paterson: In each of the separate sections Mother would

In each of the separate sections Mother would put a different treat - sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, watermelon seeds, sesame cookies, and peanuts. — Katherine Paterson

Peanuts Quotes By Dana Gould: I'm going to live until I die, and

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. — Dana Gould

Peanuts Quotes By Susan Fanetti: The testosterone wafted off him like dirt off

The testosterone wafted off him like dirt off Pigpen from the Peanuts comics. — Susan Fanetti

Peanuts Quotes By Mickey Spillane: Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar. — Mickey Spillane

Peanuts Quotes By Murray Leinster: It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work

It isn't illegal to buy an artist's work for peanuts and sell it again at any price one can get. But it is an outrage! — Murray Leinster

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: We all need someone to kiss us goodbye

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Tupac Shakur: Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I

Yellow M&M's don't move with green M&M's. I mean, you don't put M&M's peanuts with M&M's plain. — Tupac Shakur

Peanuts Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You don't get married to get sex. Getting

You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy

Peanuts Quotes By Jimmy Carter: I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia. — Jimmy Carter

Peanuts Quotes By Diana Vreeland: Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, — Diana Vreeland

Peanuts Quotes By Rob Liano: If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain

If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain when you're treated like a monkey. — Rob Liano

Peanuts Quotes By Jon Stewart: I was born with an adult head and

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character. — Jon Stewart

Peanuts Quotes By Raymond Chandler: She was kind of girl who'd eat all

She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts. — Raymond Chandler

Peanuts Quotes By Selena Gomez: I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

Peanuts Quotes By Edna Ferber: Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?'

Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't. — Edna Ferber

Peanuts Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Moaning Myrtle burst into anguished sobs and fled

Moaning Myrtle burst into anguished sobs and fled from the dungeon. Peeves shot after her, pelting her with moldy peanuts, yelling, Pimply! Pimply! — J.K. Rowling

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

My mind reels with sarcastic replies! — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Sometimes I think my soul is full of

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds! — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Bobby Jones: Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play

Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little. — Bobby Jones

Peanuts Quotes By Ruta Sepetys: Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts

Somehow I had to turn the salted peanuts in the cigar box into petits fours. — Ruta Sepetys

Peanuts Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Charles M. Schulz

Peanuts Quotes By Hannibal: If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys. — Hannibal

Peanuts Quotes By Dana Gould: Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered

Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels ... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone. — Dana Gould

Peanuts Quotes By Adrian Tomine: 'Peanuts' is a life-long influence, going back to

'Peanuts' is a life-long influence, going back to before I could even read. — Adrian Tomine

Peanuts Quotes By Tyra Banks: I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips. — Tyra Banks

Peanuts Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar,

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper

Peanuts Quotes By Garrison Keillor: Marrying for sex is like flying to London

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it? — Garrison Keillor

Peanuts Quotes By Wally Lamb: And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or

And would you three like peanuts, pretzels, or Biscoff cookies with those? — Wally Lamb

Peanuts Quotes By Ronnie Coleman: Aint nuttin' but a peanut.

Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman

Peanuts Quotes By Grumpy Cat: I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful. — Grumpy Cat

Peanuts Quotes By Andy Warhol: Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start

Publicity is like eating peanuts. Once you start you can't stop. — Andy Warhol

Peanuts Quotes By Johnny Depp: I literally went from being unable to play

I literally went from being unable to play my rent to being on a plane the next day, being paid peanuts. — Johnny Depp

Peanuts Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! — Jim Gaffigan

Peanuts Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts

Me. A bad boy. For eating boiled peanuts in the graveyard. Go figure. — Nicholas Sparks

Peanuts Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because

Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they have a prize inside. — Janet Evanovich

Peanuts Quotes By Alan VanMeter: People are lot like peanuts...It's not what's on

People are lot like peanuts...
It's not what's on the outside that matters, and that damn shell just gets shucked into the trash anyhow. — Alan VanMeter

Peanuts Quotes By Muhammad Ali: They can boo me, yell at me, and

They can boo me, yell at me, and throw peanuts at me, as long as they pay to get in. — Muhammad Ali

Peanuts Quotes By Giada De Laurentiis: Pretty much every time I try something different

Pretty much every time I try something different or do something in front of a live audience, I truly think they might throw peanuts at me. — Giada De Laurentiis

Peanuts Quotes By William Goldman: No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody

No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH! — William Goldman

Peanuts Quotes By James Goldsmith: If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. — James Goldsmith