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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter). — Rick Riordan

Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how? — Diana Y. Paul

I'm a child because I like peanut butter? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit. — Jenny B. Jones

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. — Jase Robertson

They're just peanut butter and jealous! Haters gonna hate, and ain't-ers gonna ain't. — James Franco

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. — Mario Diaz-Balart

This isn't like peanut butter. You can't just add nuts and make me chunky. — Anyta Sunday

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty? — Publishers Lunch

i like peanut butter — Gio

I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top. — Wendy Mass

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter. — Stacey Marie Brown

Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. — Maggie Lawson

Babe,do i give you chills down to your peanut butter ... "" ... only when we make meaningful ass contact. — Ashley Wilcox

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century. — Tom Lenk

My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! — Monica DiNatale

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charlie Brown

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. — Horatio Sanz

Perfectionism didn't lead to results. It led to peanut butter. — Brene Brown

What do I feel like? Peanut butter? — Tahereh Mafi

Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her. — Kate Lebo

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. — Jozy Altidore

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. — Mark Lowry

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. — Gloria Furman

If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter, — Gillian Flynn

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, — Diana Vreeland

My pulse is buzzing and my stomach is a riot of butterflies and half-digested peanut butter cookies. — Autumn Doughton

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together. — Richard Whitehead

If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. — Barbara Johnson

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo

Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants. — Patricia Briggs

Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions! — Greg Louganis

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. — Dana Gould

Jaime Cortae. Thirteen. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Lover of peanut butter. Sometime angel, sometime mischief maker. Always Jaime. — Kat Zhang

I'm tired of eating peanut butter sandwiches," said Molly Tinker. "I need a pizza. — Misty Reddington

I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. — Anna Nicole Smith

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! — Jim Gaffigan

I've long thought that for my last meal on earth I will be perfectly happy with a granary loaf toastie with melted crunchy peanut butter and banana. — Tamsin Greig

I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter. — Jenna Morasca

The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma. — Amy Harmon

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter — Jesse McCartney

Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter. — Howard Fast

My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass

Ask if they have peanut butter. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter. — Dana Marie Bell

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Matt Haig

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. — Florence Fabricant

I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES? — Colleen Houck

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns

I had peanut butter once. It was awful. — Grumpy Cat

Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music. — Norman Reedus

Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves — Autumn Crum

Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits. — Michelle Rowen

Peanuts/Peanut Butter — Jonny Bowden

Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread. — Evelyn Beilenson

Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! — Marsha Jordan

I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That — Julie Ann Walker

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination. — Anne Bishop

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick. — Rainbow Rowell

Yeah," he said. "When Tina came home, I made her peanut butter crackers. — Stephen King

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

Peanut butter is my frenemy. — Coco J. Ginger