Peanut Butter Quotes
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Peanut Butter Quotes & Sayings
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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter).
— Rick Riordan
Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how?
— Diana Y. Paul
I'm a child because I like peanut butter?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit.
— Jenny B. Jones
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
— Jase Robertson
They're just peanut butter and jealous! Haters gonna hate, and ain't-ers gonna ain't.
— James Franco
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
— Mario Diaz-Balart
I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.
— Morgan Matson
started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty?
— Publishers Lunch
i like peanut butter
— Gio
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.
— Kevin James
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
— Barry Goldwater
You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter.
— Stacey Marie Brown
Babe,do i give you chills down to your peanut butter ... "" ... only when we make meaningful ass contact.
— Ashley Wilcox
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.
— Sara Paretsky
My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!
— Monica DiNatale
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
— Lisa Rinna
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.
— Horatio Sanz
What do I feel like? Peanut butter?
— Tahereh Mafi
Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.
— Jozy Altidore
Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
— Mark Lowry
If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter,
— Gillian Flynn
Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity,
— Diana Vreeland
My pulse is buzzing and my stomach is a riot of butterflies and half-digested peanut butter cookies.
— Autumn Doughton
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.
— Richard Whitehead
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.
— Barbara Johnson
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.
— Kate DiCamillo
Yes," he said sincerely. "Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.
— Patricia Briggs
Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?No.
Then dont make him a tagalong! — Lisi Harrison
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!
— Greg Louganis
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
— Dana Gould
I'm tired of eating peanut butter sandwiches," said Molly Tinker. "I need a pizza.
— Misty Reddington
I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.
— Anna Nicole Smith
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
— Jim Gaffigan
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.
— Jenna Morasca
The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma.
— Amy Harmon
Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.
— Michael Thomas Ford
Without peanut butter, I might starve.
— Judy Blume
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
— Charles M. Schulz
My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
— Wendy Mass
Ask if they have peanut butter.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter.
— Dana Marie Bell
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
— Brenda Lochinger
Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
— Matt Haig
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
— Selena Gomez
Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.
— Floriana Lima
He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard.
— Megan Erickson
Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.
— Florence Fabricant
I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES?
— Colleen Houck
Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter.
— Catherine Coulter
Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.
— Breehn Burns
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
— Grumpy Cat
Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.
— Michelle Rowen
Peanuts/Peanut Butter
— Jonny Bowden
Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!
— Marsha Jordan
I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That
— Julie Ann Walker
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
— Bobby Flay
Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination.
— Anne Bishop
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
— Billy Joel
Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick.
— Rainbow Rowell
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.
— James Wolcott
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
— Harlan Coben
Peanut butter is my frenemy.
— Coco J. Ginger