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Peanut Quotes & Sayings

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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter). — Rick Riordan

Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how? — Diana Y. Paul

And since you seem to be puttin' a lotta stock into what everyone thinks, thought I'd share straight from the mouth of a member of the peanut gallery. — Kristen Ashley

I'm a child because I like peanut butter? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit. — Jenny B. Jones

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

This isn't like peanut butter. You can't just add nuts and make me chunky. — Anyta Sunday

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty? — Publishers Lunch

i like peanut butter — Gio

Hi, my name is Cuelebre, Liam Cuelebre. My code name is Double Oh Peanut, but you can call me Rock Star for short. — Thea Harrison

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. — Dick Van Dyke

Sometimes the peanut; sometimes the shell. — Anonymous

Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's. — Frederick Lenz

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey

In spite of the poor economy, almost 70 percent of Americans occasionally splurge on luxury items
like a blanket on a plane, or a peanut. — Jay Leno

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter. — Stacey Marie Brown

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

Thou art a peanut. — John Steinbeck

I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century. — Tom Lenk

Magnus's eyes gleamed. He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut. — Cassandra Clare

Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like. — Cassandra Clare

No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. — Channing Pollock

My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! — Monica DiNatale

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. — Jack Black

I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! — Jim Gaffigan

Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread. — Evelyn Beilenson

Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut. — A.M. Robinson

More than Peanut M&Ms, — R.S. Grey

Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself! — Marsha Jordan

I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That — Julie Ann Walker

She had an exciting job, several good friends, her cat, her peanut M&Ms, the mystery novels she was forever reading, and - well, me. — Tom Savage

When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. — Lisa Rinna

Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ... — Luke Hemmings

I pulled cotton at 6 years old and worked on the peanut farm and paper route. — Johnny Bench

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. — Horatio Sanz

Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit?
A: Peanut shells on the floor. — Bucky Sinister

Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music. — Norman Reedus

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut. — Frank Zappa

Do they pay you by the hour or what? Norwood said to the monocled peanut face. — Charles Portis

Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. — Mark Lowry

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. — Gloria Furman

I broke open a boiled peanut and popped the nut in my mouth. — Alessandra Torre

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. — Jozy Altidore

Peanut," Nathan cooed. "You can't paint it if you're giggling and shaking. — C.L.Stone

Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination. — Anne Bishop

Onward we climb. The upper slope is a crust of friable lava. It crunches like peanut brittle beneath our steps. — David Quammen

Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves — Autumn Crum

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby

If you love peanut butter pie, you are either Dolly Parton or someone who loves her. — Kate Lebo

Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What do I feel like? Peanut butter? — Tahereh Mafi

Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits. — Michelle Rowen

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charlie Brown

Peanuts/Peanut Butter — Jonny Bowden

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter. — Howard Fast

My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass

Ask if they have peanut butter. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter. — Dana Marie Bell

The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma. — Amy Harmon

As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes. — Frederick Lenz

I always say that people are like peanut shells on the ocean: the waves will take them everywhere. — Dan Shechtman

Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Matt Haig

Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. — Florence Fabricant

I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES? — Colleen Houck

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH! — William Goldman

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

Yeah," he said. "When Tina came home, I made her peanut butter crackers. — Stephen King

I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba

[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!
Take me on!
Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants!
You think I'm playin'? — Lynda Barry

I had peanut butter once. It was awful. — Grumpy Cat

Aint nuttin' but a peanut. — Ronnie Coleman

Only one person in Ely had such a tall, stout frame and such a long, bald, peanut-shaped head. — Julie Berry

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets ... — George Washington Carver

Jeff: There's a lot of history in this city...
Peanut: Translated: Old. As. Shit. — Jeff Dunham

Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick. — Rainbow Rowell

Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk! — Jeff Dunham

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

Peanut butter is my frenemy. — Coco J. Ginger

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger

...maybe one day, one thought will lead us to the finish line. — Peanut

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter — Jesse McCartney