Peanut Quotes
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Peanut Quotes & Sayings
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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter).
— Rick Riordan
Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how?
— Diana Y. Paul
And since you seem to be puttin' a lotta stock into what everyone thinks, thought I'd share straight from the mouth of a member of the peanut gallery.
— Kristen Ashley
I'm a child because I like peanut butter?
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit.
— Jenny B. Jones
I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.
— Morgan Matson
started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty?
— Publishers Lunch
i like peanut butter
— Gio
Hi, my name is Cuelebre, Liam Cuelebre. My code name is Double Oh Peanut, but you can call me Rock Star for short.
— Thea Harrison
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.
— Kevin James
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
— Dick Van Dyke
Sometimes the peanut; sometimes the shell.
— Anonymous
Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's.
— Frederick Lenz
My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.
— Hubert H. Humphrey
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
— Barry Goldwater
You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter.
— Stacey Marie Brown
All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry.
— Sara Paretsky
Thou art a peanut.
— John Steinbeck
Magnus's eyes gleamed. He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut.
— Cassandra Clare
Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like.
— Cassandra Clare
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
— Channing Pollock
My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!
— Monica DiNatale
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
— Jack Black
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up..it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
— Jim Gaffigan
Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut.
— A.M. Robinson
More than Peanut M&Ms,
— R.S. Grey
Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!
— Marsha Jordan
I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That
— Julie Ann Walker
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.
— Lisa Rinna
Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ...
— Luke Hemmings
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.
— Horatio Sanz
Q: How do you tell when there's an elephant in the pit?A: Peanut shells on the floor. — Bucky Sinister
Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.
— Frank Zappa
Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. — Bucky Sinister
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
— Mark Lowry
I broke open a boiled peanut and popped the nut in my mouth.
— Alessandra Torre
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.
— Jozy Altidore
Werewolves and Arabians. It's like chocolate and peanut butter - a delicious combination.
— Anne Bishop
Onward we climb. The upper slope is a crust of friable lava. It crunches like peanut brittle beneath our steps.
— David Quammen
Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What do I feel like? Peanut butter?
— Tahereh Mafi
Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.
— Michelle Rowen
Peanuts/Peanut Butter
— Jonny Bowden
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
— Selena Gomez
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
— Charles M. Schulz
My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
— Wendy Mass
Ask if they have peanut butter.
— Jodi Ellen Malpas
Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter.
— Dana Marie Bell
The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma.
— Amy Harmon
As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes.
— Frederick Lenz
I always say that people are like peanut shells on the ocean: the waves will take them everywhere.
— Dan Shechtman
Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
— Matt Haig
Without peanut butter, I might starve.
— Judy Blume
Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.
— Floriana Lima
He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard.
— Megan Erickson
Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.
— Florence Fabricant
I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES?
— Colleen Houck
Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms?
— Katie Graykowski
Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter.
— Catherine Coulter
No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH!
— William Goldman
Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down.
— Breehn Burns
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
— Bobby Flay
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.
— Carrie Ann Inaba
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You think I'm playin'? — Lynda Barry
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
— Grumpy Cat
Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
— Ronnie Coleman
Only one person in Ely had such a tall, stout frame and such a long, bald, peanut-shaped head.
— Julie Berry
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
— Billy Joel
I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets ...
— George Washington Carver
Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick.
— Rainbow Rowell
Peanut: Come here puppet boy... make your daddy talk!
— Jeff Dunham
My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.
— James Wolcott
The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.
— Harlan Coben
Peanut butter is my frenemy.
— Coco J. Ginger
Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
— Brenda Lochinger
