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Just because I choose to live in the light, that doesn't mean I can't see in the dark.
— Rob Dinsmoor
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
— Addison Timlin
Don't miss what the Lord has in store for those who love Him and are willing to let Him be the Master of their lives.
— Billy Graham
he smiled like a weather man,
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Science works its miracles by turning its enterprise into a kind of parlor game confined to the category matter and energy.
— Terence McKenna
What do you treasure? Is anything precious to you?
— Penelope Douglas
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term.
— Patton Oswalt
Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.
— Roderick Haig-Brown
If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.
— Patton Oswalt
To act as though we have hope is to keep hope alive
— Greg Van Eekhout
The transcendental promises a vacation from history.
— Mason Cooley
Magic doesn't come from talent, it comes from pain.
— Lev Grossman
