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Party Funny Quotes By Larry David: I gave a funny speech at my wife's

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' — Larry David

Party Funny Quotes By Vance Bourjaily: The mark of a good party is that

The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Party Funny Quotes By Britney Spears: I performed at Mom and Dad's party when

I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself! — Britney Spears

Party Funny Quotes By Murray Browne: Book lovers are not necessarily people lovers.

Book lovers are not necessarily people lovers. — Murray Browne

Party Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I threw an etiquette party and served nothing

I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was 'excuse me'. — Bauvard

Party Funny Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Party Funny Quotes By Natasha Leggero: Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's. — Natasha Leggero

Party Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: Don't you DARE use party as a verb

Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop — Dylan Moran

Party Funny Quotes By Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil: I Don't care which president is sucking your

I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil

Party Funny Quotes By Brad Thor: Anyone that goes to battle goes to battle

Anyone that goes to battle goes to battle knowing the mindset and tactics of their enemies. — Brad Thor

Party Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Be excellent and party on dudes.

Be excellent and party on dudes. — Abraham Lincoln

Party Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop

I'll drink your champagne. I'll drink every drop of it, I don't care if it kills me. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Party Funny Quotes By Ron White: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

Party Funny Quotes By Dakota Cassidy: [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

Party Funny Quotes By Dan Quayle: Our party has been accused of fooling the

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled — Dan Quayle

Party Funny Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior. — Stephenie Meyer

Party Funny Quotes By Tracey Emin: What's really good about the word 'art' is

What's really good about the word 'art' is that 'art' is a word like 'love,' or 'god,' or whatever. It transcends so many things ... — Tracey Emin

Party Funny Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I've never been to a dinner party where

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

Party Funny Quotes By Amy Sedaris: The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. — Amy Sedaris

Party Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: I am not a member of any organized

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. — Will Rogers

Party Funny Quotes By Kevin Dillon: In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian.

In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too. — Kevin Dillon

Party Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: So, you invite a wild rabbit living in

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What's it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet. — Rick Riordan

Party Funny Quotes By James St. James: Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad. — James St. James

Party Funny Quotes By Jack Black: Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest,

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha. — Jack Black

Party Funny Quotes By Kim Harrison: Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies,

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

Party Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: If you want to keep people happy, just

If you want to keep people happy, just keep the food and entertainment rolling. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Party Funny Quotes By Criss Jami: Telling an introvert to go to a party

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. — Criss Jami

Party Funny Quotes By Steven Tyler: This is the only thing that has seen

This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us. — Steven Tyler

Party Funny Quotes By Debasish Mridha: When you will create peace within yourself, world

When you will create peace within yourself, world will be a peaceful place. — Debasish Mridha

Party Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Party Funny Quotes By Richard Powers: Something in those jittery black-and-golden scraps recalled her

Something in those jittery black-and-golden scraps recalled her sight's desire. So it always went, with life and its paler imitations. — Richard Powers

Party Funny Quotes By Carne Ross: If people do not have responsibility, do not

If people do not have responsibility, do not expect them to behave responsibly. — Carne Ross

Party Funny Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: And for the first time in my life

And for the first time in my life I understand the end of that poem. And I never wanted to. You have to believe me. — Stephen Chbosky

Party Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: Never miss a party ... good for the

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald