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I would guess that he thought and thought for at least ten years before he came up with a stupendous idea, that glory of man's inventiveness, pants. — Soseki Natsume

The Mistake
He left his pants upon a chair:
She was a widow, so she said:
But he was apprehended, bare,
By one who rose up from the dead. — Theodore Roethke

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath. — Richard Dreyfuss

I look up to Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn and old styles. You will never see me in a crop top and hot pants - I'm more into dresses. — Ella Henderson

Okay, I know I said I wasn't going to shake things up, but we're going to have to get some pants on this one. — Mike Mignola

Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone — Stephen King

Marky! Pull up your pants! — Penny Marshall

Look at me, you chatty bitch, I'm a goddamn pinata! Fuck off and let me sleep before I puke up a kidney on your slutty leather pants! — Jesse Hajicek

He bolted up. "What's happening? Where's my pants? — Jude Watson

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. — Geraldo Rivera

You can take that needle out of my leg now. I'd like to pull up my pants. — Alison Kemper

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped. — Franklyn Ajaye

Girls showed up in leggings to protest the sexist policy, bearing placards asking ARE MY PANTS LOWERING YOUR TEST SCORES? — Laura Bates

I'd woken up this morning and nearly crapped my pants with fear. Whoever invented Internet dating deserved to be strung up: it was a terrible idea. — Lucy Robinson

He found some dignity in the back pocket of his newly acquired pants and walked up into the main apartment, only tripping once. Or twice. — Charlie Jane Anders

Up with skirts, down with pants!' — Edwin Edwards

Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off."
"That's how the ladies like 'em. — Robin Bielman

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants. — Dana Marton

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King

Amelie had on black pants, a black zip-up hoodie, andrunning shoes.
So wrong. — Rachel Caine

Jesus, that's close. Like a dinner bell, right? Henry opens his pants and our asses pucker up for a kiss. — M.Q. Barber

Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend. — Mac Davis

Belts are only good for holding up your pants — Bruce Lee

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King

Sex stops when you pull up your pants,
Love never lets you go. — Kingsley Amis

We need to find something to hold your pants up or it's going to be a very scandalous evening. Well, more so than it already is. — Kiera Cass

Whatever I think, whatever I try to do, life might just turn around and ... and hitch up its pants and throw me a twenty-dollar bill. — Peter Milligan

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent. — Joan Bauer

I'm almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants? — Dani Harper

Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she did while shitting her pants. — Chuck Palahniuk

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. — Ellen DeGeneres

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

I went up a pants size during my pregnancy. — Ellen Pompeo

I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants. — John Swartzwelder

I'd shake his hand, but I think that's what's holding up his pants. — George Lopez

I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now. — Robert Pattinson

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up! — Bill Engvall

In the early Seventies, I had shoulder-length hair, bell-bottom pants, love beads and shirts that laced up at the front. But then I smartened up. — Tom Ford

I think it's important to not always wear pants and not always wear dresses. You should and mix that up. — Emma Roberts

Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning. — David Letterman

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? — Mitch Hedberg

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. — Peter Lynch

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. — Karl Kraus

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett