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Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass. — Christopher Rice

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight
Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. — Warren Miller

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace

Wow. So the crazy train is going full speed ahead, huh? 'Bout fuckin' time. — R.K. Lilley

Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra? — Allie K. Adams

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. — Robert Conrad

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove. — Lisi Harrison

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Those substitutes for magic Muggles use - electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things - — J.K. Rowling

The psyche of some people, whether through innate structure or via adaption to personal experiences, is uniquely adept for absolute aloneness. — Kilroy J. Oldster

My middle school health teacher told us that you can hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone. — Caroline Kepnes

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. — Carolyn Hart

Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights. — Jessica Sorensen

Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed — Jack Womack

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. — Diane Kruger

I knew he'd get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants. — Susan Juby

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. — Seth Green

I don't like tight pants on guys. — Paul Dano

Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out. — Rachel Van Dyken

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. — Queen Latifah

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. — Mark Twain

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. — H.L. Mencken

I love Indian, Italian and Mexican food. And if it's a romantic type of thing, I like a good French restaurant. — Dolly Parton

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman

Love a lie. But a real lie, a true lie. — Adrian Barnes

Going to sleep is a full stop for the day, and there is always the possibility of being able to start afresh with the next one. — Robert Bryndza