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Pants Too Tight Quotes By Christopher Rice: Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants

Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass. — Christopher Rice

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Warren Miller: When I started skiing my pants were baggy

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight
Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight. — Warren Miller

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Donatella Versace: My style is not that big. I wear

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace

Pants Too Tight Quotes By R.K. Lilley: Wow. So the crazy train is going full

Wow. So the crazy train is going full speed ahead, huh? 'Bout fuckin' time. — R.K. Lilley

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Allie K. Adams: Just watching her made him too tense, his

Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra? — Allie K. Adams

Pants Too Tight Quotes By George Harrison: I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Robert Conrad: Oh, that character was light years away from

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked. — Robert Conrad

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Lisi Harrison: Besides, taking a chance on romance is a

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove. — Lisi Harrison

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Benny Hill: Those hot pants of hers were so damned

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill

Pants Too Tight Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Those substitutes for magic Muggles use - electricity,

Those substitutes for magic Muggles use - electricity, computers, and radar, and all those things - — J.K. Rowling

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Kilroy J. Oldster: The psyche of some people, whether through innate

The psyche of some people, whether through innate structure or via adaption to personal experiences, is uniquely adept for absolute aloneness. — Kilroy J. Oldster

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Caroline Kepnes: My middle school health teacher told us that

My middle school health teacher told us that you can hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone. — Caroline Kepnes

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Carolyn Hart: Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants. — Carolyn Hart

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those

Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights. — Jessica Sorensen

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Jack Womack: Her pants were so tight that if you

Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed — Jack Womack

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Denis Leary: I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one. — Denis Leary

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Chandler Parsons: I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida,

I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. — Chandler Parsons

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Robin Williams: Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. — Robin Williams

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Diane Kruger: I don't obsess about my weight. I just

I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. — Diane Kruger

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Susan Juby: I knew he'd get left behind when the

I knew he'd get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants. — Susan Juby

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Leif Garrett: There are certain things people always bring up

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were. — Leif Garrett

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Seth Green: You don't wear pants that tight unless you

You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls. — Seth Green

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Paul Dano: I don't like tight pants on guys.

I don't like tight pants on guys. — Paul Dano

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Rachel Van Dyken: Putting your hair in a bun is like

Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out. — Rachel Van Dyken

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Anne Bishop: When a man wears his pants that tight,

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper. — Anne Bishop

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Queen Latifah: I am a strong woman with or without

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. — Queen Latifah

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Mark Twain: Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Tight pants are just uncomfortable. — Mark Twain

Pants Too Tight Quotes By H.L. Mencken: I go on working for the same reason

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. — H.L. Mencken

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Dolly Parton: I love Indian, Italian and Mexican food. And

I love Indian, Italian and Mexican food. And if it's a romantic type of thing, I like a good French restaurant. — Dolly Parton

Pants Too Tight Quotes By David Letterman: Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Adrian Barnes: Love a lie. But a real lie, a

Love a lie. But a real lie, a true lie. — Adrian Barnes

Pants Too Tight Quotes By Robert Bryndza: Going to sleep is a full stop for

Going to sleep is a full stop for the day, and there is always the possibility of being able to start afresh with the next one. — Robert Bryndza