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I've been choking to death for years. By now this should be easy. — Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes, like in 'Invisible Monsters,' I get too out of control, and instead of a plot point every chapter, I want a plot point in every sentence. — Chuck Palahniuk

The cancer I don't have is everywhere now. — Chuck Palahniuk

This is your life and its ending one moment at a time. — Chuck Palahniuk

There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there. It's up to you to find them. — Chuck Palahniuk

Do you realize that anything you can do in your lifetime will be meaningless a hundred years from now? she says. — Chuck Palahniuk

Now, her doc doesn't say any of this was the reason her mommy parts cleaned house, but she doesn't say it helped, either. Dana's — Chuck Palahniuk

I was very invested in love but it was just this long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's about getting off. — Chuck Palahniuk

There are bodies buried everywhere you just have to know where to look. — Chuck Palahniuk

If we can prove an afterlife, then we have less pressure to make our physical life last forever. — Chuck Palahniuk

Nevertheless, here it is: my Hideous Admission. I'll fess up and come clean. I'm out of the closet. I'm dead. Now don't hold it against me. — Chuck Palahniuk

All I want is somebody to ask me what happened. Then, I'll get on with my life. — Chuck Palahniuk

On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. — Chuck Palahniuk

Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism. — Chuck Palahniuk

Shining anal queen of perfection, she says, Fuck. — Chuck Palahniuk

Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. — Chuck Palahniuk

Love is a skill you learn. — Chuck Palahniuk

Everything sounds so much better when it comes out of a man's mouth — Chuck Palahniuk

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. — Chuck Palahniuk

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop. — Chuck Palahniuk

Without pain, without sacrifice we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. — Chuck Palahniuk

I have a lot of money. — Chuck Palahniuk

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself. — Chuck Palahniuk

No shit, there's worse ways to be dead than dying. — Chuck Palahniuk

After you hear even the shortest great story, it should fill you with a little bit of fear. — Chuck Palahniuk

When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior. — Chuck Palahniuk

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake ... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. — Chuck Palahniuk

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk

Some people still think knowledge is power. — Chuck Palahniuk

A cigarette, a sip, a question; breathing, drinking and asking, she demonstrates all the basic applications for the human mouth. — Chuck Palahniuk

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail. — Chuck Palahniuk

Nails. The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says. — Chuck Palahniuk

How the agent explained this to me was, we weren't targeting the smartest people in the world, just the most. — Chuck Palahniuk

Leah never seemed to like the fact that I read Palahniuk. She called him sexist. I called her stupid. — Jayme K.

Every direction I could see to go was just a different nightmare. — Chuck Palahniuk

The problem with proximity friends is, they move away. They quit or get fired. — Chuck Palahniuk

Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television? — Chuck Palahniuk

Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. — Chuck Palahniuk

The first rule of film club is you don't talk about Rosebud. — Chuck Palahniuk

You kill strangers deliberately so you don't accidentally kill the people you love. — Chuck Palahniuk

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. — Chuck Palahniuk

Yes, these are bruises from fighting and I'm okay with that. — Chuck Palahniuk

The greatest weapon any warrior can carry into battle is absolute certainty of her eternal soul. — Chuck Palahniuk

Imagine how you'd feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn't stand. — Chuck Palahniuk

Find good in what the world says is evil. — Chuck Palahniuk

Anymore, no one's mine is their own. — Chuck Palahniuk

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? — Chuck Palahniuk

These dudes, clutching their little gifts, for them today is their kind-of-honeymoon. — Chuck Palahniuk

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake. — Chuck Palahniuk

The joke is, we all have the same punchline. — Chuck Palahniuk

Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture. — Chuck Palahniuk

Some people are just born human, the rest of us, we take a lifetime to get there. — Chuck Palahniuk

Face it, dude. You nearly did sex on God's table. You're already shame spiralling big-time. — Chuck Palahniuk

The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me. — Chuck Palahniuk

Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking. — Chuck Palahniuk

Tatues of saints in somebody else's religion. To me they're just rock shaped into glorified nobodies. — Chuck Palahniuk

I'm trying to make order out of chaos, trying to find some way of rationalising the horrific things that people do or the way the world is. — Chuck Palahniuk

Nothing is static. Everything is falling apart. — Chuck Palahniuk

Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention. — Chuck Palahniuk

I could imagine myself becoming one of Marla's stories. — Chuck Palahniuk

Every planet will take on the corporate identity of whoever rapes it first. — Chuck Palahniuk

Isn't a kid alive who doesn't dream about rewarding her folks, or punishing them. — Chuck Palahniuk

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs. — Chuck Palahniuk

I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is. — Chuck Palahniuk

There isn't any real you in you," she says, "Even your physical body, all your cells will be replaced within eight years. — Chuck Palahniuk

Writing an honest blog is how you unlive your life. — Chuck Palahniuk

Tyler and me at the edge of the roof, the gun in my mouth, I'm wondering how clean this gun is. — Chuck Palahniuk

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality. — Chuck Palahniuk

Give me pity.
Flash.
Give me another chance.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk

Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive. — Chuck Palahniuk

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. — Chuck Palahniuk

Not everything is about money. You didn't even say, hello. You are not your sad little wallet. — Chuck Palahniuk

Give me patience.
Flash.
Give me control.
Flash. — Chuck Palahniuk

I need to rebel against myself. It's the opposite of following your bliss. I need to do what I most fear. — Chuck Palahniuk

We'll never be as young as we are tonight. — Chuck Palahniuk

Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine. — Chuck Palahniuk

This is how we must look to God. — Chuck Palahniuk

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. — Chuck Palahniuk

We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create. — Chuck Palahniuk

The girls you meet are never very far from their worst-case scenario. — Chuck Palahniuk

Clothing is dishonesty in its purest form. — Chuck Palahniuk

HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me. — Chuck Palahniuk

So here I am. This is as good as it gets. Take it or leave it. — Chuck Palahniuk

Masochism is a valuable job skill. — Chuck Palahniuk

Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things- they save you. — Chuck Palahniuk

The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty. — Chuck Palahniuk

The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories. — Chuck Palahniuk

People need a monster they can believe in.
A true and horrible enemy. A demon to define themselves against. Otherwise, it's just us versus us. — Chuck Palahniuk

These are Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I am Tyler's mouth. I am Tyler's hands. — Chuck Palahniuk

I don't know if you ever really feel like you've made it. — Chuck Palahniuk

You are permanent, but this life is not. — Chuck Palahniuk

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie. — Chuck Palahniuk

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up. — Chuck Palahniuk

Write what you'd like to read. — Chuck Palahniuk

The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything. — Chuck Palahniuk

There's a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

You had to risk your life to get love. You had to get right to the edge of death to ever be saved. — Chuck Palahniuk

It's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets — Chuck Palahniuk

Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved. — Chuck Palahniuk

A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living. — Chuck Palahniuk