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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city. — Vance Bourjaily

Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills me. There's some funny stuff in there. — Rodney Atkins

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans — Brit Gosik

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name. — Eric Idle

Brighton I-don't-know-your-middle-name Waterford, are you asking me to strip? — Tiffany Schmidt

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up. — Carroll Bryant

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

That thing has a name? — J.K. Rowling

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name — Cassandra Clare

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. — Hilary McKay

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? — Steven Wright

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput

A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible. — Barack Obama

They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson

Funny, isn't it? We hear the same name and while they see dark, I see light. — Nadia Hashimi

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. — Tim Vine

On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson

I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie? — Rebecca Murphy

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. — Stephen Leacock

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

Whenever I mention Greg Kinnear's name to anyone, they always say, "Oh, love him!" He's a really terrific actor, and very funny. — Miranda Otto

She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland

You want me to be a man,older than you, who goes by the name of Roullard. — Wendelin Van Draanen

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

What the heck kind of name was Sir? — Cherise Sinclair