Ovens Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Ovens

Ovens Quotes & Sayings

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What is the difference between burning and gassing people in ovens and doing it to a whole nation out in the open? — Norodom Sihanouk

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. — Emo Philips

I worry about anthropomorphism as a form of self-deception. (The Christian religion is an anthropomorphic account of the universe.) — A.S. Byatt

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves. — George Carlin

Parenting is a giant responsibility forever, so we need to learn how to drop the guilt and go easy on ourselves when we mess up. — Rachael Bermingham

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland

There is always time for a nap. — Suzy Becker

But Sergio Leone invented totally the way of, you know, the details, the eyes, the hands - fantastic. — Claudia Cardinale

Language is so different from life. How am I supposed to fit the one into the other? How can I bring them together? — Herta Muller

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven. — Benjamin Franklin

Max attacks Misery with the kind of vigor only reserved for really dirty ovens — Sarah Castille

Book burnings. Always the forerunners. Heralds of the stake, the ovens, the mass graves. — Geraldine Brooks

The lunatic fringe is more like a Spanish shawl, where the fringe makes up the entire garment. — Aldous Huxley

Surely we have always acted; it is an instinct inherent in all of us. Some of us are better at it than others, but we all do it. — Laurence Olivier

I'd like to work with Florence and The Machine, Little Dragon, Frank Ocean, Miguel, Calvin Harris ... there are so many artists and producers. — Wynter Gordon

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there. — George Herbert

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford

We cried openly over the ones we lost. We wept secretly for our smartphones, our cars, our microwave ovens, and the Internet. — Rick Yancey

Don't you - you don't want your own space?"
"No," he said baldly. "Unless you do. I need you protecting me from our enemies with your water-wolves. — Sarah J. Maas

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven. — Harry Hill

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand — Ovid

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. — Elton John

[Politicans] are salespeople. Instead of rotisserie ovens they are selling this idea of preemptive war or social-security reforms. — Jon Stewart

There was no one as good as he at using the ovens of logic to bake agreeable results. — William T. Vollmann

she waves her fists in front of him as if trying to swat two flies the size of microwave ovens. — Fredrik Backman

I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread — Paulo Coelho

Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up. — Sandra Bullock

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up. — Joan Ryan