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I'm a vampire, James, not a self cleaning oven. — Jocelynn Drake

Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven? — Kahlil Gibran

HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever — Asa Akira

And what great thing have you done?" asked the peasant. "We? Oh, nothing." "Then to the oven!" he replied. The — Emilia Pardo Bazan

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies ... without an oven. — George Carlin

Beyond the black is the light. — Rob Davis

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven. — Janet Evanovich

Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven. — Gladys Taber

I want to sleep in the oven
because I just burn in the bed. — Casey Renee Kiser

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. — Cheyenne Jackson

Seriously," said Kami, her voice faint. "I think I left the oven on at home. Or the iron. Possibly both. — Sarah Rees Brennan

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art. — Jenny Lawson

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. — Elton John

I looked back down at the pitiful play-oven. It looked like revenge, if any was to be had, would at best be served half cooked and chewy. — R.S. Grey

We all had our collective heads in the oven. — A.S. King

He is a horse who will burn and bloat and explode in the sun. Put him back in the oven and let him cook until he's done. — Tamora Pierce

The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust. — Anthony Liccione

I'll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot - including my penis. — Jarod Kintz

They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread. — Jack Lewis Baillot

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright

Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn't work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. — Margaret Aranda

It feels like cheating to look at a person when they're sleeping, Like you can see their innocent self. — Rob Davis

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Truants like you should understand art. The way to free y'rself from any system of control is to do something useless. — Rob Davis

Again, Pyotr knew a pang. He saw her heavy with child, bowed over an oven, sitting before a loom, the grace gone... — Katherine Arden

She had violated one of the basic tenets of any competent cook: she had purchased a turkey without comparing its size to the size of her oven. — Anna Quindlen

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow

Everything is made, but only people make things. I mean, how can a thing exist if it isn't made ? How can a shape be a shape if it isn't shaped ? — Rob Davis

I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. — Lemony Snicket

Wearing a burqa is like walking inside a big fabric shuttlecock with only a grille to see through and on hot days it's like an oven. — Malala Yousafzai