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I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. — Hayden Thorne

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. — Kurt Vonnegut

It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about. — Randy Newman

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny

Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters. — John C. Wright

You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep. — Kim Stanley Robinson

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. — Frank Zappa

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. — Bob Thaves

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White