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Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Hayden Thorne: I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not

I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. — Hayden Thorne

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: There was no doubt in my mind that

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Edmund S. Muskie: It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been

It's funny. Of all the jobs I've been ambitious for, this is one that never crossed my mind. — Edmund S. Muskie

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Amit Gupta: Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: On an occasion of this kind it becomes

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You can only be funny if you have

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. — Kurt Vonnegut

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Randy Newman: It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music.

It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about. — Randy Newman

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Kathy Reichs: Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Ana Claudia Antunes: I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Clarence Darrow: Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge. — Clarence Darrow

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Jack Benny: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. — Jack Benny

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By John C. Wright: Pain has a funny way of focusing the

Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters. — John C. Wright

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Kim Stanley Robinson: You have a mind like the rings of

You have a mind like the rings of Saturn. A million miles wide and an inch deep. — Kim Stanley Robinson

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Walter Matthau: I don't mind my wife having to last

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By H.W.L. Poonja: When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Seth Czerepak: My dog hasn't said a word all day,

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Rick Steves: Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes

Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Nikki Rowe: My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy

My heart broke and my mind opened, tragedy works in a funny way like that ~ what once tore me apart was actually what was setting my truth free. — Nikki Rowe

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: They call me the confuser. Is he a

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Frank Zappa: Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up. — Frank Zappa

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Every child that receives life advice should keep

Every child that receives life advice should keep in mind that in every parent's past, there's leftover booze and contraceptives. — Bauvard

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Josh Stern: It's not hard to fail ... it's hard

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny, how one good cookie could calm the

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Roger Von Oech: Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky.

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Confucius: There is the love of knowing without the

There is the love of knowing without the love of learning; the beclouding here leads to dissipation of mind. — Confucius

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Bob Thaves: My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. — Bob Thaves

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet. — Bill Bailey

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedinglykindThey don't

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

Out Of My Mind Funny Quotes By Betty White: Keep the other person's well being in mind

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on. — Betty White