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Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
We made love like two people trying to make love like three people in the trunk of a car.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.
— Cassandra Giovanni
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.
— Helen Gurley Brown
I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.
— Santosh Kalwar
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.
— Oscar Wilde
I make love like farm equipment - not to farm equipment. There is a difference, though my cousin can't tell it.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Um ... Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed
— Rachel Hawkins
— Rachel Hawkins
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.
— George Saunders
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.
— Chris Eigeman
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo