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I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. — Anthony Anderson

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important. — Christine Taylor

Zane sighed. Jovan and Mother were just the same. "Maybe later" meant no. — C.J. Milbrandt

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground. — Francis Bacon

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. — Rodney Dangerfield

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. — Heather Donahue

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. — Lisa Kudrow

I've always liked being funny and making people laugh. I was a cut-up when I was a kid, and was always doing bits for my friends and family. — Busy Philipps

Whenever anyone finds out there are seven kids in my family, the imagine my mom and dad having sex. — Rachel DeWoskin

It's funny how people can take up so much room
in your heart
but you still have plenty left
for someone else — Marilyn Hilton

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. — Josephine Angelini

There are so many other fun ways to dishonor the family name that buying girls' underwear shouldn't be one of them. — Rin Chupeco

Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for more. — Richelle Mead

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy. — Mike Birbiglia

I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business. — Wanda Sykes

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him. — Henny Youngman

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny. — Nick Kroll

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate. — Erma Bombeck

Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long. — Wes Locher

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer. — Frank Carson

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn't have the heart to tell my father. — Holly Hood

It's funny how God will just keep using you, and our motto around our family forever has been, 'Just let Him use you.' — Kim Fields

She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. — Sophie Kinsella

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD. — Flynn Meaney

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of. — Henny Youngman

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. — Paul Lynde

By the time we get to church, I need church cuz I've been yelled at by everyone in the family. — Jeff Foxworthy

Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off. — Melanie Finn

I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff

Data is your Beta... — Kshitij Bhatia

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section. — Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. — Rodney Dangerfield

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it's Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like? — Andrea Speed

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family. — Bruce White

Funny how you can forget that every family isn't like yours. — Patrick Ness

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest. — Meg Cabot

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that. — Karl Pilkington

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian. — Mike Birbiglia

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. — Martha Plimpton