Oreos Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Oreos

Oreos Quotes & Sayings

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So much hate and depression is making me feel sick, although that could also be attributed to the Pringles that I sandwiched between two Oreos. — Melina Marchetta

Deep-fried Oreos were sent from heaven to prove God loves us. — Rachel Hawkins

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. — Robert Redford

A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders. — Maria Bartiromo

You only really know what a smile means when you own the face behind it. Everyone else just sees the smile they expect it to be. — Nathan Filer

People who think animals have expressionless faces are like people who can ignore an open package of Oreos. Not quite human. — Julia Kent

A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better! — Erinn Westbrook

I don't believe in right or left; I don't believe in Santa or Satan. I believe in things I can touch - like vodka and Oreos. — Christopher Titus

Sometimes life takes oreos. But we have to learn to deal with it. — Kayleigh Zubrod

Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o - Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask. — Rick Riordan

Hell is paved with good intentions. Heaven is paved with Oreos. — Catherine Gilbert Murdock

If you can find someone like that, someone who you can hold and close your eyes to the world with, then you're lucky. — Patrick Rothfuss

She deliberated too much afore making decisions; he acted on instinct. He liked Oreos, she preferred pasta worms. — Sandra Hill

Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.
Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"
"And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos. — Shelly Laurenston

You know you're a real grown-up when nothing but Oreos is black and white. — Maria Murnane

It is important to eat Oreos the right way. — Catherine Gilbert Murdock

She put on the teapot and laid a couple of Oreos on a plate for Danny in case he decided to come up while she was lying down. — Stephen King

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten. — Neil Cavuto

Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard. — Lois Greiman

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. — Horatio Sanz

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure. — Lemony Snicket

Mother of God, it's huuuuge!" "I know." "No, seriously." "I know." "Fuck me. I think I'm about to pee myself — Kylie Scott

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson

The poets of each generation seldom sing a new song. They turn to themes men always have loved, and sing them in the mode of their times. — Clarence Day

When I'm on a strict eating regimen, at some point I have to have French fries, a cheeseburger and some pizza. And Oreos and vanilla ice cream! — Ciara

When did we get Watermelon Oreos? That just sounded so wrong. — Ashlan Thomas

You can't eat your friends and have them too. — Budd Schulberg