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I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak,
Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my Jeep. — Q-Tip

My uncle killed by sniper in WW2. We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot you in the back. Snipers aren't heroes. And invaders are worse. — Michael Moore

Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones ... you are invited! — Anthony Burgess

I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven. — Doris Day

Jazz is an Uncle Tom word. They should stop using that word for selling. I told George Wein the other day that he should stop using it. — Miles Davis

I Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms. — Jalen Rose

Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle. — William Shakespeare

Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me. — Deon Cole

Geoffrey looked startled to see both his great-uncles bearing down upon him with such haste; he hadn't realized men their age could move so fast. — Sharon Kay Penman

Richard Cromwell was not fit to wear the mantle of his uncle. — John F. Kennedy

My uncle was a music producer and even he'd tell me to get a proper job. I tried to get him to give me five grand to make an album - it didn't happen. — Gold Panda

Amish children are usually named after aunts or uncles or some other relation. Keeps the family names going. — Sarah Price

I don't usually get to play fathers or grandfathers or uncles. Now that I'm older, maybe I can play people closer to myself. I'd like that. — Christopher Walken

If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check. — Woody Allen

Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player. — Anthony Jeselnik

A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40 percent — Irwin Schiff

The kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers. — Henry David Thoreau

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer. — Robert Cormier

I may drink too much and play too loud, hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd. That don't mean I don't respect my mama or Uncle Sam. — Tracy Byrd

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler

If you're referring to the incident with the Dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Jerrykins, or Pickled Gherkins. Lord Peter was not one of those born uncles who delight old nurses by their — Dorothy L. Sayers

As my uncle always says, 'If your vibe outweighs your substance, you're destined to be a novelty.' I think that is true in all art. — Mat Kearney

It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like. — James Patterson

No one can teach your child like you can. No nanny, Bible school teacher, aunt, or uncle has your authority. What a phenomenal privilege is yours. — Max Lucado

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. — Peter Kay

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. — Chuck Nevitt

I always thought Uncle Vanya could be a stoned masterpiece. — Vera Farmiga

I was named after my two uncles. Roger Lee and Richard Allen. They simply changed the spelling to Leigh-Allyn to make it more feminine. — Leigh-Allyn Baker

Churches were shut down and Stanislaw's father and three uncles had been sent to prison camps for speaking out. — Fannie Flagg

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. — Redd Foxx

I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house ... so he moved. — Rodney Dangerfield

You can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money? — Billy Joel

The war (WWI) cost your Uncle Sam $52 billion. $39 billion was expended in the actual war period. This expenditure yielded $16 billion in profits. — Smedley Butler

My dad and my uncles used to always be in the studio at my house. — Lil' Romeo

My father and uncles and all their friends turned their lungs black trying to satisfy my collector's zeal. — Edward G. Robinson

My only way of getting my uncles' attention or aunts' attention or whoever's attention was by dancing and singing around the house. — Becky G

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam. — Ray Stevens

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west. — Rodney Dangerfield

My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their 90s now. — Ron Wood

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. — Thom Yorke