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Only Live Once Funny Quotes By William Congreve: Every man plays the fool once in his

Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long. — William Congreve

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Giacomo Leopardi: If the best company is that which we

If the best company is that which we leave feeling most satisfied with ourselves, it follows that it is the company we leave most bored. — Giacomo Leopardi

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Max Gladstone: Religious men often think about death, and Abelard

Religious men often think about death, and Abelard had given some thought to his last words. "I told you so" had not been on the list. The — Max Gladstone

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Bong Joon-ho: I really love 'The Thing.'

I really love 'The Thing.' — Bong Joon-ho

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: What I need is a search engine that,

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK. — Dave Barry

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Mia Asher: Do you pray Lawrence?""I don't do you?""I used

Do you pray Lawrence?"
"I don't do you?"
"I used to until I realized God is deaf. Now ever time I kneel, it isn't to pray. — Mia Asher

Only Live Once Funny Quotes By Dan Quayle: [The US is] naked, absolutely nude, to attack

[The US is] naked, absolutely nude, to attack [by the Soviets]. — Dan Quayle