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It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!
— Dorothy Garlock
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!
— Jessica Zafra
After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks!
— W.W. Wright
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
Well, don't fart or you'll scare the deer," he continued seriously. "They have very sensitive noses and ears.
— Jack Gantos
Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation.
— Kevin Hearne
Love is the fartOf every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — John Suckling
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[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
I was half-afraid that I would do something awful, like faint or fart right in front of the queen, but all went well.
— Oliver Sacks
Ooh, bet that went over like a fart in church.
— Gayla Drummond
Left to my own devices, I'm content to wake myself with a fart.
— Nicole Krauss
I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
— Jason Bateman
It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.
— Ferrol Sams
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
a child's disquiet is as potent as a damp fart.
— Michel Faber
Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly.
— Benjamin Franklin
It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen.
— Steven Soderbergh
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
— James Joyce
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
— Craig Benzine
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Farting, don't think, just fart.
— John Cage
I fart in your general direction.
— Graham Chapman
A fart is not only a political statement; it is also a weapon.
— Bridget Christie
I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts.
— John Entwistle
He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James
— Marthe Jocelyn
Does your hip hurt much?" "Only when I laugh or fart,
— Kate Saunders
Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice.
— James P. Hogan
They come quietly - like a silent but deadly fart - and they get you before you can pinch your nose.
— Terry Pratchett
The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements
— Himmilicious
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
— Jenny McCarthy
ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
— Greg Gutfeld
And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die.
— Jeff Lindsay
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[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
— Demetri Martin
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola