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It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart! — Dorothy Garlock

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover! — Jessica Zafra

After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks! — W.W. Wright

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson

Well, don't fart or you'll scare the deer," he continued seriously. "They have very sensitive noses and ears. — Jack Gantos

Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation. — Kevin Hearne

Love is the fart
Of every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — John Suckling

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

I was half-afraid that I would do something awful, like faint or fart right in front of the queen, but all went well. — Oliver Sacks

Ooh, bet that went over like a fart in church. — Gayla Drummond

Left to my own devices, I'm content to wake myself with a fart. — Nicole Krauss

I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart. — Jason Bateman

It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow. — Ferrol Sams

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator. — David Wong

a child's disquiet is as potent as a damp fart. — Michel Faber

Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit. — VIZ

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams

One little known fact: The water that spouts out of a whale's blowhole in such a picturesque way reeks like the most toxic fart imaginable. — Susan Casey

Fart for freedom, fart for liberty - and fart proudly. — Benjamin Franklin

It's become absolutely horrible the way the people with the money decide they can fart in the kitchen. — Steven Soderbergh

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. — James Joyce

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote. — Craig Benzine

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. — Kurt Vonnegut

Farting, don't think, just fart. — John Cage

I fart in your general direction. — Graham Chapman

A fart is not only a political statement; it is also a weapon. — Bridget Christie

I'm only interested in heavy metal when it's me who's playing it. I suppose it's a bit like smelling your own farts. — John Entwistle

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James — Marthe Jocelyn

Does your hip hurt much?" "Only when I laugh or fart, — Kate Saunders

Success is like a fart - only your own smells nice. — James P. Hogan

They come quietly - like a silent but deadly fart - and they get you before you can pinch your nose. — Terry Pratchett

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements — Himmilicious

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. — Jenny McCarthy

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator. — Greg Gutfeld

And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die. — Jeff Lindsay

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class. — Demetri Martin

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Way gay," I reassured him. "Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out." Oh, crap. — T.J. Klune

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind — Scott Lynch

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart. — Thabang Gideon Magaola