Onions Quotes
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Onions Quotes & Sayings
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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water!
— Groucho Marx
For one more time, he decided to give away smoking.And then, she happened one more time in his head. — Nishikant
Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon layers.
— Luke Taylor
Yes, life has many onions.
— Skip Coryell
Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.
— William Shakespeare
Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that.
— Mitch Hedberg
Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep.
— Benjamin Franklin
The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.
— Ambrose Bierce
The perfect breakfast is fish with grits and scrambled eggs with onions. I'm getting hungry thinking about that.
— Daymond John
Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such.
— George R R Martin
The only thing he likes better than a nice juicy homicide is a sirloin steak smothered with onions.
— Richard Brautigan
Love can be all things.But, Just never enough. — Nishikant
I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions.
— Karl Lagerfeld
Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.
— Derrick Jensen
If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes.
— Terence McKenna
A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats.
— Herbert V. Prochnow
The onion tribe is prophylactic and highly invigorating, and even more necessary to cookery than parsley itself.
— George Ellwanger
How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When chopping onions, just chop onions.
— Michael Pollan
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.
— Phyllis Diller
I definitely smelled a delicious odor of steak and onions. But it turned out to be only a dirty shirt.
— Thor Heyerdahl
Saute onions in hot oil. When tender, mix in chicken, garlic and celery. Stir well. Add
— N.T. Alcuaz
Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.
— Tobsha Learner
I love those tiny little onions in the spring that are so small they're almost like a little chive.
— Alice Waters
Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all.
— Myles Munroe
Where is Richard, do you know?""Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody? — Hilary Mantel
My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold.
— George Washington
Sugar's cheek was smooth and taut beneath the veil. It felt like one of these netted onions in a grocery store.
— Anne Tyler
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.
— Liam Neeson
Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
— Marie Laurencin
When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged.
— James Montgomery Bailey
My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.
— Zach Galifianakis
Next to that kid, we all look like onions.
— Dustin Hoffman
If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.
— Nick Offerman
Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. Howl — Diana Wynne Jones
I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions.
— Chrissy Teigen
He was breaking his fast on white wine and raw onions, in order to keep up the character of martyr, I conclude.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy.
— Danielle LaPorte
The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion
— Bobby Gould
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
— Jeff Foxworthy
When ramps are in season, we pickle a bunch of ramps and fold that into soup. Pickled pearl onions are great chopped up or pureed.
— Wylie Dufresne
Self-pity can make one weep, as can onions.
— Jerry A. Fodor
So I sat at the kitchen table chopping the "holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions -
— Rysa Walker
Take care to chop the onion fine.
— Laura Esquivel
Let me go--I'm not wanted--let me take away what's left of me--
— Oliver Onions
For the blind poor, Rx: bleed. For yourself; Rx: love nothing.Sow rows of onions only. Plant turnips in the dark of the moon. — T.R. Hummer
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
— Fanny Brice
I eat a catfish sandwichwith onions and red sauce
20c. (Havana 1953) — Allen Ginsberg
The world is made out of Nutella. You just need to stick your tongue out, so that you could really taste it.
— Nishikant
As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter.
— Victoria Moran
Three of the most beneficial, longevity promoting anti-cancer foods are green vegetables, beans, and onions.
— Joel Fuhrman
It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions.
— Julia Child
It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
— Tom Sizemore
I will not move my army without onions.
— Ulysses S. Grant
Shite and onions!
— James Joyce
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
— Various
My last refuge, my books: simple pleasures, like finding wild onions by the side of a road, or requited love.
— Tracy Letts
fresh calves liver, some onions, a little gravy, and some fresh spinach.
— Nancy Barone Williams
It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions.
— Lewis Carroll
Your onions should be thoroughly boiled.
— Jonathan Swift
Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.
— Brendan Morrison
Don't think of onions!
— Lee Edward Fodi
Something can be done with people who put pickled onions in: strangulation seems best.
— Bernard DeVoto
I think sometimes that people are like onions. On the outside smooth and whole and simple but inside ring upon ring, complex and deep.
— Karen Cushman
Truth has as many coats as an onion ... and each one of them hollow when you peel it off.
— Helen Waddell
Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.
— Miguel De Cervantes
