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Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! — Groucho Marx

For one more time, he decided to give away smoking.
And then, she happened one more time in his head. — Nishikant

I use those medical gloves that fit very tightly and are disposable for all chopping - peppers, onions, garlic, etc. Very Lady Macbeth, I think. — Nora Ephron

Writers are like onions, layers upon layers upon layers. — Luke Taylor

chopped those onions With my own ex-godly hands You'd better eat them BEING — Rick Riordan

Yes, life has many onions. — Skip Coryell

Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath. — William Shakespeare

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don't realize that. — Mitch Hedberg

Onions can make even Heirs and Widows weep. — Benjamin Franklin

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly. — Mark Lawrenson

Until I knew that it was you inside me, who has so much to say, I hesitated writing. — Nishikant

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind. — Ambrose Bierce

Sweet Washington cherries and Walla Walla onions are two of my favorite local treats. — Tom Douglas

The perfect breakfast is fish with grits and scrambled eggs with onions. I'm getting hungry thinking about that. — Daymond John

Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such. — George R R Martin

The only thing he likes better than a nice juicy homicide is a sirloin steak smothered with onions. — Richard Brautigan

Love can be all things.
But, Just never enough. — Nishikant

I'm trying to think of the last time I had onions. — Karl Lagerfeld

Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry. — Derrick Jensen

If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes. — Terence McKenna

A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats. — Herbert V. Prochnow

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". — Tim Vine

The onion tribe is prophylactic and highly invigorating, and even more necessary to cookery than parsley itself. — George Ellwanger

How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When chopping onions, just chop onions. — Michael Pollan

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions. — Phyllis Diller

I definitely smelled a delicious odor of steak and onions. But it turned out to be only a dirty shirt. — Thor Heyerdahl

Saute onions in hot oil. When tender, mix in chicken, garlic and celery. Stir well. Add — N.T. Alcuaz

It's hard to imagine a civilization without onions; in one form or another their flavor blends into almost everything in the meal except the desert. — Julia Child

Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes. — Tobsha Learner

Most folks call them green onions, but
they're really scallions. — Stan Freberg

Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you. — Roald Dahl

I love those tiny little onions in the spring that are so small they're almost like a little chive. — Alice Waters

Man is like an onion. His potential is exposed one layer at a time until all he is, is known by all. — Myles Munroe

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. — Robert Orben

Where is Richard, do you know?"
"Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody? — Hilary Mantel

Inside, cooking smells maneuvered through the house: cow liver, sweet potatoes, stewed onions, cabbage - scents that were as assertive as colors. — Ron Hansen

My own remedy is always to eat, just before I step into bed, a hot roasted onion, if I have a cold. — George Washington

Sugar's cheek was smooth and taut beneath the veil. It felt like one of these netted onions in a grocery store. — Anne Tyler

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. — Liam Neeson

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier. — Marie Laurencin

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center. — Richard Eder

It's funny. I don't like onions but I like onion rings. What's up with that? — Jared Leto

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. — James Montgomery Bailey

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions. — Zach Galifianakis

Next to that kid, we all look like onions. — Dustin Hoffman

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day. — Nick Offerman

Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon.
Howl — Diana Wynne Jones

I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions. — Chrissy Teigen

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking. — Leslie White

He was breaking his fast on white wine and raw onions, in order to keep up the character of martyr, I conclude. — Robert Louis Stevenson

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy. — Danielle LaPorte

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion — Bobby Gould

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item. — Jeff Foxworthy

When ramps are in season, we pickle a bunch of ramps and fold that into soup. Pickled pearl onions are great chopped up or pureed. — Wylie Dufresne

Self-pity can make one weep, as can onions. — Jerry A. Fodor

A thing is never untold, It is always misperceived. — Nishikant

New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion. — Bill Maher

So I sat at the kitchen table chopping the "holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - — Rysa Walker

Take care to chop the onion fine. — Laura Esquivel

Let me go--I'm not wanted--let me take away what's left of me-- — Oliver Onions

For the blind poor, Rx: bleed. For yourself; Rx: love nothing.
Sow rows of onions only. Plant turnips in the dark of the moon. — T.R. Hummer

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice

I eat a catfish sandwich
with onions and red sauce
20c. (Havana 1953) — Allen Ginsberg

The world is made out of Nutella. You just need to stick your tongue out, so that you could really taste it. — Nishikant

As I see it, a green salad is an open invitation to carrots, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and the sprouts that grow in jars on my kitchen counter. — Victoria Moran

Three of the most beneficial, longevity promoting anti-cancer foods are green vegetables, beans, and onions. — Joel Fuhrman

It is hard to imagine a civilization without onions. — Julia Child

It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit. — Tom Sizemore

I will not move my army without onions. — Ulysses S. Grant

Shite and onions! — James Joyce

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

My last refuge, my books: simple pleasures, like finding wild onions by the side of a road, or requited love. — Tracy Letts

fresh calves liver, some onions, a little gravy, and some fresh spinach. — Nancy Barone Williams

It was for bringing the cook tulip-roots instead of onions. — Lewis Carroll

Your onions should be thoroughly boiled. — Jonathan Swift

I've learned that ayahuasca works in levels, a little like peeling an onion. It is complex and something you really have to experience to understand. — Zoe Helene

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison

holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - while — Rysa Walker

Don't think of onions! — Lee Edward Fodi

Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer sage. — Tom Douglas

Something can be done with people who put pickled onions in: strangulation seems best. — Bernard DeVoto

I think sometimes that people are like onions. On the outside smooth and whole and simple but inside ring upon ring, complex and deep. — Karen Cushman

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! — Sid Waddell

Truth has as many coats as an onion ... and each one of them hollow when you peel it off. — Helen Waddell

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant. — Miguel De Cervantes

People are mostly layers of violence and tenderness wrapped like bulbs, and it is difficult to say what makes them onions or hyacinths. — Eudora Welty