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One Night Stand Quotes & Sayings

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A one-night stand that waited three years to tell me I had a son. I needed cash flow fast, It was time to get into the business. — Hank Williams III

Don't you know that you're nothing more than a one night stand? — Janis Joplin

Let's face it, you're not a spend the night kind of guy, and I'm not a one-night stand kind of girl. — K. Bromberg

Just because you were inside me does not make us betrothed, you Neanderthal jerk. — Kate Meader

My desire to self-destruct is a one-night stand
on Groundhog Day.
Fucking repetitive. Repetitively fucking. — Kris Kidd

Guess it's true I'm not good at a one night stand , but I still need love cause I'm just a man — Sam Smith

I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating. — Rachel Perry

I'm a card-carrying member of Team Boyfriend, and after last night, I can honestly say that Team One-Night-Stand sucks balls. — Elle Kennedy

For the record, you would've been my first one night stand. — Robin Bielman

We stand on the threshold of a twilight-whether morning or evening we do not know. One is followed by the night, the other heralds the dawn. — Mahatma Gandhi

Some women can handle a one-night stand. Others can't. And I have definitely been on the wrong end of those who can't. It ain't pretty. — Emma Chase

He's been hung up on a one-night-stand he had five years ago with a girl that smelled like Cocoa Puffs. — Tara Sivec

If you look back on the breakups that you've had, whether it's a long relationship or a one-night stand, it's always awkward. — Patrick Wilson

The latest technologies are often sexy, but beware of solutions that vendors dress up like trollops, unless you're looking for a one-night stand. — Stephen Few

Sharper than a serpents tongue, tighter than a bongo drum, quicker than a one night stand, slicker than a mambo band. — Don Henley

That's it? You want a one-night stand?" "No. Never. What I want could never happen in just one night, but I'll take that as a start." She — Milly Taiden

You're the kind of girl who deserves way more than a one-night stand. — Tracy March

I've never even come close to having a one-night stand. — Megan Fox

The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.' — Vin Diesel

If you love someone, even the best one-night stand isn't going to erase that. — Julie Cross

Reform is not a one-night stand. — John Bolton

Most of the time she considered herself a grown woman, and accordingly a one-night stand could be fun. (Angie) — Annie Nicholas

Loves a battlefield it's not a one night stand. — Kevin Gates

I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick? — Abigail Barnette

Like anyone gets over being brutally murdered by a one night stand. Talk about morning after regrets. — Sharon Stevenson

What did one do after having a one-night stand (or, in my case, one-afternoon stand) with the school's biggest man-whore? — Kody Keplinger

The phrase onenight stand is a misnomer. There is no such thing as a onenight stand. Sometimes, what you do for one night destroys your future. — Anonymous

I guess nothing puts a damper on a one-night stand as much as your friend pointing out all the opportunities where you might have been killed. — Mindy Kaling

Eating shitty is like a one-night stand. Instant gratification followed by a lot of questions. — Kunal Nayyar

ROSE FELT LIKE she had a neon sign flashing over her head - looking for a one night stand, only sex gods need apply. — Mary J. Williams

The loneliness of a one night stand is hard to take. — Stevie Nicks

A poem (surely someone has said this before) is a one-night stand, a short story a love affair, and a novel a marriage. — Erica Jong

I have to be in a relationship in order to be intimate. I'm not the one-night-stand kind of girl. Despite the rumors. — Kim Kardashian

In The First 20 Minutes, Gretchen Reynolds notes, I stand on one foot when I brush my teeth at night. — Gretchen Rubin

You were just supposed to be a one night stand but you poked my eye, and kissed me sweet and listened to my car. Now, I kinda wanna keep you. — Lola Stark