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I'm a coffee expert. I'm not a medical expert, but I play one on TV. - on Oprah Winfrey interview — Kevin Sinnott

I still play that guitar. It's a Martin D-18 with a clear pick guard. I've played that guitar on and off my TV shows for nearly 50 years. — Andy Griffith

When they show the destruction of society on color TV, I want to be able to look out over Los Angeles and make sure they get it right. — Phil Ochs

'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV. — Alan Carr

I like watching baseball on TV. I love watching all the sports. — Bradley Steven Perry

With technology and social media and citizen journalism, every rock that used to go unturned is now being flipped, lit and put on TV. — LZ Granderson

I get really nervous when people are like, 'I saw you in a trailer! I saw you on TV!' Genuinely, my cheeks get red. — Zoey Deutch

Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on ... mass murderers ... — George Clooney

The secret of doing well on TV is to understand that it's not too important. A lot of people watching doesn't change anything. — Jack Germond

There are tons of those shiteous shows on TV, — Karina Halle

Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

YouTube videos, they're more personal and more real than a commercial on TV. — Bethany Mota

One of the things I've learned by working on the 'Walking Dead' and other TV shows is to be more tolerant of other people's process. — Glen Mazzara

Since the only thing i can really count on in life is that whenever i turn on the tv there will be a law & order episode. this — John Green

I think there are a lot more writers who are actors than you know; they just don't have roles on famous TV shows that you recognize. — Danny Strong

It's the same reason why someone has a Web page or why people feel comfortable going on reality TV. — Charlene Li

I majored in criminal justice. I like 'CSI,' all that, '24.' I watch those shows on A&E, if I watch TV. I don't really watch TV shows. — Paul Pierce

Instead,I watched myself get shot on tv — Suzanne Collins

I did come to L.A. to try to get on TV and get in front of a camera, so I could have a stage career in New York. — Jon Bernthal

People only see gymnastics on TV and in the Olympics at such an extreme. So it can be intimidating. — Shawn Johnson

As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV. — Marc Almond

Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored. — Shane Carruth

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

I think when you get out of the big cities people get really freaked out when they see someone who is on TV, because they're not used to that. — Bryan Greenberg

New York is really the cheapest ad market. When I go on TV, I'm hitting a country. The market is as big as some countries, you know. — Mitch Leigh

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening. — Dan Harmon

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck. — Eric Bristow

Although I hardly ever turn on the TV set unless it's football season, I do watch a lot of TV on my iPad - perfect for long airplane journeys. — Joshua Bell

My mom put me in a Pampers commercial on TV. — Christian Slater

On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window — Dan Spencer

It was reality TV that convinced SILAS he would need to annihilate humanity in order to go on living. — Nick Cole

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

I'm on national TV in front of millions and I hate making mistakes. — Terry Bradshaw

Going from college to being on national TV almost fresh outta school, it happened really fast. — Terrence J

I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV. — Andy Cohen

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll tell you if it's true. — Kato Kaelin

I would recommend that anyone who wants to do comedy on TV to do radio first. — David Walliams

Dracula isn't just another vampire show. It's something entirely different that I personally feel I've never seen on American TV before. — Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Yeah, right. Instead of watching TV, we'll practice our weird magical powers. Great. What's next? Zooming around on flying carpets? — Malia Ann Haberman

Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV. — Camryn Manheim

I forget I'm on a TV show sometimes. — Tom Hopper

I pretty much have no life outside of the theatre. I go home every night, and I put the TV on, and I veg out and order food. — Idina Menzel

I'm not girly girly enough to care how I look on TV, or if I'm wearing the correct make up. — Majandra Delfino

Honestly, most of the stuff I made for 'TV on the Radio,' I write in the studio. — Kyp Malone

You're not anyone in America unless you're on TV. — Nicole Kidman

Television really has been my vehicle. I don't get played on the radio much, so I've relied on TV a lot. — K.d. Lang

How many on their deathbeds wished they'd spent more time at the office - or watching TV? The answer is, No one. — Stephen Covey

I liked the movie Splash a lot when I was little. I think we taped it when it was on TV, and then would watch the movie fairly often. — Jason Polan

I've grown up on TV, and there were some phases that weren't pretty. — Kaley Cuoco

A pastor can teach you on TV, but he can't pastor you on TV. There's so much to gain by belonging to a church. — Chris Oyakhilome

Five years on TV is a really, really long time. — Lauren Conrad

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. — Steve Martin

I would turn on the TV, but its so embarassing. — Jack Johnson

I'm always really surprised by people who are comfortable revealing all of their secrets on TV or in a magazine. It's actually quite shocking to me. — Annabella Sciorra

Every time I see myself in print or on TV, I feel like a little white girl. I feel fat. — Bun B.

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. — Gallagher

I actually don't watch much TV, but my goal is to watch 'Downton Abbey.' I want to catch up on the series ... that's like my style. — Kelly Rutherford

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

I kind of got into TV when I went to visit a show my brother was working on. Soon I got the second lead in a TV show. — Godfrey Gao

I live by Edith Wharton's rule to get rid of anything neither useful nor beautiful. So I put the TV out on the street. — Melissa Bank

I think it's really important to have good quality drama on TV. — Jaime Winstone

I love watching great TV, whether it's to educate myself more on my craft or to just simply be entertained. — Rachel G. Fox

Being on TV has changed my life because I get lots of free stuff! — Kim Kardashian

People think that if they read something in the newspaper or see it on TV, it has to be true. — Tammy Faye Bakker

We need more drama on Australian TV. We've actually dropped the ball on that. — Gillian Armstrong

In the 1970s, there was a trend for all detectives on TV to have some quirk or gimmick, and this was often physical. — Mark Billingham

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead. — Michael Caine

When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is. — Adam McKay

I'm not a nerd, I play one on TV. — Curtis Armstrong

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder. — Kevin Pollak

It's just hypocrisy on hip-hop's part to cry racial profiling when your race is on TV acting like fools. — KRS-One

Most TV programs are aimed at destruction. We need to resist this by establishing the truth of God on air. — Sunday Adelaja

When I was growing up in L.A. in the late '70s and early '80s, Michael Jackson's was the first face on TV that looked like mine. — Shawn Amos

When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV. — Dejan Stojanovic

I'm not ashamed to say I love television. I put the TV on, and my brain switches off, and I just sit there for a few hours. — Pauline Gedge

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

I know you shouldn't spit in your own soup but I think most crime writing is like TV and doesn't make enormous demands on one's intellect. — Donna Leon

National Geographic has awesome stuff. I like Court TV. Sometimes I'll watch Reality Mix because they have some interesting stuff on that. — Erik Estrada

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV? — Willard Scott

I've probably given more speeches, been on TV more than any other member of the Court - or almost any other member of the Court. — Clarence Thomas

That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want! — Mindy Kaling

I create, for whatever reason, a busy schedule, but I watch hockey, all the games, either on the PC or TV. The world is now HD, and this is very good. — Hasso Plattner

I refused to wear make-up on TV. I wanted my music to be heard. — Suzi Quatro

If Heaven was a summer sky and a TV left on mute, then the Underworld was a starry night and an electric guitar with amps. — Charity Parkerson

Puta, really, that's the best insult you got? I've been called the Whore of Babylon on national TV; puta just doesn't quite cut it. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I like to spend as much time on the stage as possible. I don't do a regular TV series because I don't want to be overexposed. — William Katt

I don't think a lot of people realize the influence TV has on our kids. Kids take a lot of their cues from it in their dress and their conduct. — Jerry Mathers

Being on TV is like being alive, only more so. — John Updike

I have been on TV quite a few times as a poker player. — Jerry Buss

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet. — Jimmy Fallon

People think what you are doing is real, on a TV show. — Mark Harmon

Sometimes, I'll be flipping the channel at home and think, 'Wow, there's a lot of me on TV.' — Lester Holt

It's tough now to meet a girl who wants to hang out with you because she likes your personality - who hasn't seen you on TV and is like, 'Hey!' — Shaun White

If there's a major foreign policy event, the President gets on TV, the Congress doesn't. — Nate Silver

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy. — Jim Gaffigan

In a great play or a great film, there's a rehearsal period and they find this character. On TV, everything moves fast. — James Wolk

I do remember a lot of teachers saying I would do well on TV, as I have a 'modern look,' but I never knew how to take that. — Jonas Armstrong

My real life is funnier than anything on TV. — Roseanne Barr