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Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends! — A.J. Lauer

I had the most boring office job in the world ... I used to clean the windows on envelopes. — Rita Rudner

Mostly I've been in the office, trying to inflict a paper cut on myself serious enough to require medical leave. — Abigail Roux

You think you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's only some bugger with a torch bringing you more work. — David Brent

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. — Aesop

Trying to act normal with FBI running from office to office, was like trying to carry on a conversation when having a colonoscopy. — Matthew Mather

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I'm printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me! — The Covert Comic

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right. — Mark Twain

You punish liars? In my world, we elect them to public office. — Bryan Davis

Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office. — Janet Evanovich

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. — Charles Lamb

I'd appreciate a phone call before you try to break into my office again-Matthew Carter — Natasha Larry

The building is a ginormous 175-story office building that juts into the sky like a glass and steel erection. — Andrew Shaffer

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. — Wallace Wang

He and I had an office so tiny, that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. — Dorothy Parker

Tammaru's office looked like NASA's control room designed by Donald Trump. — K.L. Tharp

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. — Honeya

A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. — Sophie Monroe

Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders

The door to Jakes' office slammed against the wall, and Vivi barreled through the opening. "Turn this ship around right now. — Cheryl Sterling

....and Colin threw his head back to let out a laugh so loud and brazen in its bum-lickery that it resonated through the office window. — Michael Logan

Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment. — Danielle Wood

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. — Honeya

I had heard of offices feeling like prisons, but in this case our prison felt, rather anticlimactically, like an office. — William Ritter

In less than a year, the Bush administration will strut out of office, leaving the country in roughly the same condition a toddler leaves a diaper. — Graydon Carter

Was it against the law to vomit in the Oval Office? — Julie Ann Walker

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest. — Bill Vaughan

Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly.. — Eoin Colfer

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran

If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office? — Charlie Close