Offbeat Humor Quotes
Collection of top 12 famous quotes about Offbeat Humor
Offbeat Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.
— Mignon McLaughlin
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
— Scott Hamilton
I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.
— Lori R. Lopez
My properties are very good income-producing buildings, so I will have a very good stream of profit even if I can't sell.
— Harry Triguboff
Tis not the food, but the content, That makes the table's merriment.
— Robert Herrick
One of the difficulties of being a writer must be that you create drama that you can't live out. That's one of the wonderful things about acting.
— Anjelica Huston
I am the Captain of my own life.
— Lexis De Rothschild
hear the storm raging, could still see
— Julia London
I am very little of a traveler.
— Henry David Thoreau
Anything which deceives is evil, I believe.
— Dan Simmons