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What you doin' with this gun? — Mark Twain

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies but he hopes he'll never have to use it. — C.S. Lewis

I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. — Mark Twain

I've made this statement many times: If I would have to do it over again, I would have made known the forthcoming Tet Offensive. — William Westmoreland

I know many sports fans that don't enjoy soccer. The argument is that there's no action, not enough of it. — Rabih Alameddine

My career wouldn't exist without blogs, electronic text, hyperlinks, and mass online audiences. — Ezra Klein

I like turning on two radios at once. I like hearing things wrong ... I get a lot of ideas by mishearing things. — Tom Waits

Her collarbones like wings that spread from the base of her throat to the ends of her shoulders. A bird held down by skin — Arundhati Roy

You know it's Oscar season when you see a slew of new movies based on true stories whose resolutions you can find in three seconds on Wikipedia. — Richard Corliss

Men who have slandered the opposite sex have usually known women who were cleverer and more virtuous than they are. — Christine De Pizan

Nothing will remain of you; not a name in a register, not a memory in a living brain. You — George Orwell