Number 1 Funny Quotes
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Number 1 Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Now he could work her likeness into any story of his choosing. Now he could fight dragons for her. And now he could kiss her again.
— Sherry Thomas
Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number - Jaxson Evans
— Brit Gosik
To grow up, be a Kid again.
— Vikrmn
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
— Steven Wright
Since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior. He became like us, so we could become like Him.
— Max Lucado
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight.
— Ernie J Zelinski
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
— Will Rogers
Whether it was a song, a person, or a story, there was a lot you couldn't know from just an excerpt, a glance, or part of a chorus.
— Sarah Dessen
The security guy asked my name address and phone number, and then he asked me what was the difference between a condom and a cockpit.
— Chuck Palahniuk
The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...
— Emma Trevayne
Along with all else, Sandman is a comic strip for intellectuals, and I say it's about time.
— Norman Mailer
I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.
— Mitch Hedberg
There is a number missing. I can see it.
— Eugene Ormandy
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
The number one rule of comedy acting is 'don't try to be funny.' Act as seriously as possible.
— Daniel J. Goor
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
On examinations: Das Wissen ist der Tad der Forschung.Knowledge is the death of research.
Nernst's motto. — Walther Nernst
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
