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The thing about sex is not that you're naked physically, but if you do it right, that you're naked emotionally. — Joy Browne

Marilyn Monroe is pissing me off, Charlie Chaplin owes me twenty bucks, that fucker Shrek tried to fuck my girlfriend at Baskin Robbins. — David Louden

Right or not, you're pissing me the fuck off. — Maya Banks

I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me off right now? — Jennifer Rardin

Thank you, Dad. Thank you for pissing me off so much that it made me strong and beautiful. — Kate Meader

Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit — George R R Martin

He smiles then, and even though it is well past midnight, its as if the sun has just come out. — R.L. LaFevers

What we shared and what we were able to accomplish on the football field was something unbelievable. — Emmitt Smith

Me: fine. u ever want 2 sleep w/someone u really dont like? Everett: you mean like a republican? — Avon Gale

The next world war will be fought with stones. — Albert Einstein

I never see the whips niggas be claimin' they drivin,
I guess 'entertainment' means blatantly lyin'. — Nas

Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words. — Samantha Towle

I'm nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me. — Donald O'Donovan

I do not use psychiatric terms in my writing because the entrenched and developing behaviours were perfectly normal reactions to abnormal situations. — Jane Hersey

My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off. — Meg Cabot

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar. — Khaled Hosseini

Art is not just to show life as it is, but to show life as it should be. — Paul Robeson

It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys. — Faith Hunter

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams

Anything electronic seemed fundamentally magical to Shadow, and liable to evaporate at any moment. — Neil Gaiman

The basic problem is that our civilization, which is a civilization of machines, can teach man everything except how to be a man. — Andre Malraux

gaol of her closed bedroom door. 'I was only — Kate Morton

The guy I've never worked with that is pissing me off is Tom Hanks. I want to work with Tom Hanks more than anyone. — Peter Farrelly

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour — Thomas Jefferson

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!' — Robert Bly

You look like hell. (Sebastian)
Yeah, well, it's hard to look good when you're being tortured. (Damos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon