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— LOL Funny Joke Club
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.
— Mitch Hedberg
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ...
— Jacob M. Appel
I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny.
— Patrick Kane
Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.
— Victoria Aveyard
It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it.
— Jamie McGuire
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.
— Walther Nernst
You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.
— Cass McCombs
The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator.
— Bassem Youssef
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.
— Mitch Hedberg
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny.
— Liane Moriarty
I was not born with English in my pocket.
— Santosh Kalwar
A rich man's joke is always funny.
— Thomas Edward Brown
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
— Demetri Martin
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.
— S.A. Tawks
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
Oh you rebel you!
— Mallory Hopkins
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler.
— Mitch Hedberg
Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.
— Santosh Kalwar
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
— Stephan Attia
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny.
— Padma Venkatraman
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
