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I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year. — Mitch Hedberg

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. — Patrick Kane

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke. — Victoria Aveyard

It was a running joke; everyone was aware of how ridiculous the rumor mill was, and yet they all shamelessly participated in it. — Jamie McGuire

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny. — Charles Willeford

One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy. — Walther Nernst

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke. — Alex Winter

If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too. — M.F. Moonzajer

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold — Jean Ferris

I have a really analytical approach to art. And the whole idea that you can't analyze what makes a joke funny ... I do not agree with that at all. — David Rees

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline. — Cass McCombs

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. — Ned Beauman

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. — Bassem Youssef

Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny. — Curtis Sittenfeld

I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards. — Mitch Hedberg

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny. — Alain De Botton

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin

John-Paul?" TWO If this is a joke," said Tess, "it's not funny. — Liane Moriarty

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

A rich man's joke is always funny. — Thomas Edward Brown

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. — Demetri Martin

For a comedian to kind of catch onto something right as something's catching on in our culture, a lot of it is luck, and you hope the joke is funny. — Jim Gaffigan

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke. — Steve Carell

It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule. — Gerry Geek

I think sometimes in comedy the characters are often sacrificed for the joke, and it's more important for it to be funny than for there to be love. — Jenny Slate

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines. — S.A. Tawks

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared. — Mitt Romney

Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door. — Raymond Benson

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. — Richard Russo

I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. That's not a full joke there! It's filler. — Mitch Hedberg

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. — Oscar Wilde

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare. — Santosh Kalwar

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous

Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny. — Stephan Attia

Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don't find her joke all that funny. — Padma Venkatraman

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you. — Jonathan Tropper

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

I just got tired of the wetness sticking to me, that's all. I think I was pretty safe from the threat of your joke being funny. — Susan Ee

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski