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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey.
— Eduard Heine
For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.
— Elizabeth Inchbald
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn't so.
— Kate Douglas Wiggin
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
— Mitch Hedberg
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
— Dr. Seuss
The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.
— Michelle Visage
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
— Betty White
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.
— Kevin Focke
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
It is funny that some of must not only get our bearings but must also know all the details of the world before we venture out into it.
— Jack Henry Abbott
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
— Zach Galifianakis
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
— G.K. Chesterton
It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.
— Sue Ann Jaffarian
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
— Terry Pratchett
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.
— Bruce McCulloch
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous