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Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.
— Genevieve Dewey
"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."
— Charles Dickens
I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks.
— Hayden Thorne
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
— Russell Brand
Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny.
— Adam McKay
Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)
— Sarah Cross
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.
— Flannery O'Connor
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
— Sarah Silverman
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
— Keegan-Michael Key
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
— Will Rogers
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
— Rita Rudner
I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men!
— Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
— Woody Allen
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.""I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
— Jerry Coleman
Did you just say 'nerd'?""Not a 'nerd' - node."
"Oh. — Raymond Benson
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.
— Bill Bailey
Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, stars. Goodnight planets, comets and... Mars. Yes, even you, Mars. And not only for the sake of the rhyme.
— Paul The Astronaut
Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.
— Chris Rock
If it's not funny, you don't have to laugh.
— Amy Poehler
Her Majesty is not a subject.
— Benjamin Disraeli
The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous.
— Confucius
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
Jesus loves you ... He's not 'in love' with you.
— Jimmy Carr
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Funny thing, every time an angel appeared to someone in the Bible, the first thing he'd say was, "Fear not." ... I guess they were pretty spectacular.
— Gilbert Morris
Foul!" yelled Jamie, who seemed extremely happy not to be the one facing a blade. "Distracting technique! Put your shirt back on right now.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.
— Noel Fielding
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.
— Daphne Guinness
People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films.
— Kapil Sharma
It's not that I can't express myself,it's that I still feel present when I'm not expressing myself. — Kim Myungsoo
Act your age, not your shoe size.
— Prince
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled. — Cuthbert Soup
There's not much makeup in the army, is there? No. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
— Eddie Izzard
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
— Maura Tierney
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.
— Thomas Keller
Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.
— Liza Palmer
Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man.
— Gena Showalter
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
— Katharine McPhee
Not all smart people are funny, but all funny people are smart.
— I. Leigh Private
I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.
— Kelly Ripa
But its not funny. Not to people who've been told they're losers their whole lives and believe they will never be anything else.
— Julie Anne Peters
Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport
— Duffy Daugherty
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
— Emmanuelle Chriqui
I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Shakespeare - it's not funny. No matter how they try to make Shakespeare funny, when it's meant to be funny it's not funny.
— Julie Walters
This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel!
— Molly Harper
I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.
— Jennifer Echols
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
— Gertrude Stein
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.
— Tom Scharpling
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.
— Anna Held
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
— Jo Brand
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
"And then we played Ping-Pong - ""Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man - I mean, it's so handy the way he keeps a stick up his - — Claire LaZebnik
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
— Jim Carrey
I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny.
— Brett Gelman
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
