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With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity. If you open a bottle of wine, for heaven's sake have the grace to throw away the damn cork. — Christopher Hitchens

She would try to live life one day at a time, like an alcoholic
drink, don't drink, drink. Perhaps she should take drugs. — Lorrie Moore

I use to drink every day without a care until I released the Demons that now I must bare — Stanley Victor Paskavich

The urge to cut still pulled at me. Would I always have this urge? I wondered. Would I be like an alcoholic constantly fighting the desire to drink? — J.A. Templeton

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic. — P. J. O'Rourke

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic. — Natasha Leggero

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis

Berg, while the go-to guy for decisions for past campaigns, engaged in frequent and successful battles against sobriety. — Sally Courtnix

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy idea. — Tana French

Why lie, Robert? Why lie? You know that lying is the alcoholics kryptonite, you can't afford it, the reasonable voice in his head screamed. — Gudjon Bergmann

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same. — Ozzy Osbourne

I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses — Josh Stern

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. — Carrie Fisher

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic. — Tonya Harding

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes ... — Theodore Roszak

I wish I could think about nothing, but the books all the time. I have never had an alcoholic rampage because of thinking about books too much... — Books

Since turning in his resignation, he'd been wondering what he might do next. Suddenly his path seemed clear. He would become an alcoholic. He — Richard Russo

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. — Chelsea Handler

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing. — Ozzy Osbourne

Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic. — William Perry

He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks. — Daniel J. Rice

It's not cool to be an alcoholic. — Chester Bennington

[S]he was my Muse, my alcoholic's bourbon on the rocks: irresistible. — Claire Messud

It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a thief. Or a liar. — Raymond Carver

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really. — Robin Williams

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. — Mercedes McCambridge

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. — Paul Lynde

With his mouth open, he gave off that alcoholic smell that you get from an old brandy cask when you take out the bung. — Emile Zola

I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time. — Neil Young

The two of them together in a place like Retribution Falls would result in alcoholic carnage, sure as bird shit on statues. — Chris Wooding

He was only the second or third in his sprawling family (their religion, Skip once said, was Irish Alcoholic) to ever go to college. Clan — Stephen King

The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this. — William Lyon Mackenzie King

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse. — Malachy McCourt

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray