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Non Alcoholic Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity.

With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity. If you open a bottle of wine, for heaven's sake have the grace to throw away the damn cork. — Christopher Hitchens

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Lorrie Moore: She would try to live life one day

She would try to live life one day at a time, like an alcoholic
drink, don't drink, drink. Perhaps she should take drugs. — Lorrie Moore

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: I use to drink every day without a

I use to drink every day without a care until I released the Demons that now I must bare — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Non Alcoholic Quotes By J.A. Templeton: The urge to cut still pulled at me.

The urge to cut still pulled at me. Would I always have this urge? I wondered. Would I be like an alcoholic constantly fighting the desire to drink? — J.A. Templeton

Non Alcoholic Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but

Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic. — P. J. O'Rourke

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Natasha Leggero: College seems like a pretty expensive way to

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic. — Natasha Leggero

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Ingrid Bengis: There are plenty of alcoholics who can be

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Sally Courtnix: Berg, while the go-to guy for decisions for

Berg, while the go-to guy for decisions for past campaigns, engaged in frequent and successful battles against sobriety. — Sally Courtnix

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Karl Kraus: A school without grades must have been concocted

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on non-alcoholic wine. — Karl Kraus

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Patton Oswalt: It's like our country is being run by

It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. — Michael Summers

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Tana French: I wanted it the way an alcoholic must

I wanted it the way an alcoholic must want booze: badly enough to shove aside the hard knowledge that this was a truly lousy idea. — Tana French

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Gudjon Bergmann: Why lie, Robert? Why lie? You know that

Why lie, Robert? Why lie? You know that lying is the alcoholics kryptonite, you can't afford it, the reasonable voice in his head screamed. — Gudjon Bergmann

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same. — Ozzy Osbourne

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Josh Stern: I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I

I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses — Josh Stern

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Carrie Fisher: Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. — Carrie Fisher

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: And in my mind, this settles the issue.

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Tonya Harding: She hits me and she beats me and

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic. — Tonya Harding

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Michaela Haze: If you drink anymore, you're going to be

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Theodore Roszak: Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier

Meanwhile, as the party ascended to ever dizzier alcoholic altitudes ... — Theodore Roszak

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Books: I wish I could think about nothing, but

I wish I could think about nothing, but the books all the time. I have never had an alcoholic rampage because of thinking about books too much... — Books

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Richard Russo: Since turning in his resignation, he'd been wondering

Since turning in his resignation, he'd been wondering what he might do next. Suddenly his path seemed clear. He would become an alcoholic. He — Richard Russo

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't like people who drink decaf coffee

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. — Chelsea Handler

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Ozzy Osbourne: I am a raging alcoholic and a raging

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing. — Ozzy Osbourne

Non Alcoholic Quotes By William Perry: Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an

Yeah, I admit to myself, yeah, I'm an alcoholic. — William Perry

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Daniel J. Rice: He never cared too much for parties or

He never cared too much for parties or people, but misanthropy could easily be cured by several alcoholic drinks. — Daniel J. Rice

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Chester Bennington: It's not cool to be an alcoholic.

It's not cool to be an alcoholic. — Chester Bennington

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Claire Messud: [S]he was my Muse, my alcoholic's bourbon on

[S]he was my Muse, my alcoholic's bourbon on the rocks: irresistible. — Claire Messud

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Raymond Carver: It's strange. You never start out life with

It's strange. You never start out life with the intention of becoming a bankrupt or an alcoholic or a cheat and a thief. Or a liar. — Raymond Carver

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Robin Williams: Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really. — Robin Williams

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Mercedes McCambridge: Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will

Alcohol is a very patient drug. It will wait for the alcoholic to pick it up one more time. — Mercedes McCambridge

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Paul Lynde: If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic. — Paul Lynde

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Emile Zola: With his mouth open, he gave off that

With his mouth open, he gave off that alcoholic smell that you get from an old brandy cask when you take out the bung. — Emile Zola

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Neil Young: I just wrote one song at a time.

I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time. — Neil Young

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Chris Wooding: The two of them together in a place

The two of them together in a place like Retribution Falls would result in alcoholic carnage, sure as bird shit on statues. — Chris Wooding

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Stephen King: He was only the second or third in

He was only the second or third in his sprawling family (their religion, Skip once said, was Irish Alcoholic) to ever go to college. Clan — Stephen King

Non Alcoholic Quotes By William Lyon Mackenzie King: The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada

The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this. — William Lyon Mackenzie King

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Malachy McCourt: I am an alcoholic, as I said. And

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse. — Malachy McCourt

Non Alcoholic Quotes By Libba Bray: Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,'

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray