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No Tears Funny Quotes By Anthony Lane: That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

No Tears Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known

Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding

No Tears Funny Quotes By Michel Houellebecq: In the presence of a reader of Teilhard

In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears. — Michel Houellebecq

No Tears Funny Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being

Nothing," she said, "upsets me more than being hungry; I snarl and snap and burst into tears. — Shirley Jackson

No Tears Funny Quotes By E.M. Denning: Through a veil of tears I watched the

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

No Tears Funny Quotes By Hannah Harrington: I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

No Tears Funny Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'm a big boy, but I can get

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds. — Gabriel Iglesias