No Shaving Quotes
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No Shaving Quotes & Sayings
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Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
— Haruki Murakami
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
— William Shakespeare
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.
— Christine Teigen
Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?""Only my balls, sir. — S.J.D. Peterson
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
— Barry Goldwater
Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.
— David Eddings
Steve mellon had told him that love was for poor suckers, and Richard had written on his steamed-up shaving mirror that morning, 'I must be penniless.
— Jeffrey Archer
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
— Tom Robbins
I shave without using shaving cream.
— Jerry Stiller
The punishment of shaving a woman's head had biblical origins. In Europe, the practice dated back to the Dark Ages with the Visigoths.
— Antony Beevor
A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.
— Andy Zaltzman
Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?
— Howard Tayler
Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.
— M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
One of the sisters started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.
— Eva Ibbotson
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
— Woody Allen
Shakti always said we should have a guy we wanted to keep shaving our legs for. I knew what she meant. pg. 129 — Deb Caletti
It was nice to be around a girly girl, even if it meant there was no space for his shaving gear in the bathroom.
— Bart Hopkins
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.
— Troy Soos
I was blessed with blonde hair and a baby face - well, I don't know if you'd call that blessed - I don't even remember when I started shaving.
— Clay Matthews III
Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.
— Robert L. Slater
Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
— Albert Einstein
They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.
— Jackie Cooper
