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In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick

I'm a working stiff. I just happened to be around at the right time, and nobody else wanted the job. — Harry Bridges

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx

Part of what Special Olympics is trying to do is break down stereotypes that still exist for people. There is still a lot of fear. — Maria Shriver

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much. — Don Adams

The wages of sin is alimony. — Carolyn Wells

Life isn't gonna be here forever. It passes by quickly and the time is lost, so don't waste it. — E.K. Blair

Many of the innovative companies got their best product ideas from customers. That comes from listening, intently and regularly. — Tom Peters

Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve. — Lewis Black

The function of a writer is to make sense of life. It is such a mystery, it changes all the time, like the light. — Nadine Gordimer

Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap

Set yourself earnestly to see what you are made to do, and then set yourself earnestly to do it. — Phillips Brooks

I love sharing the ball with my teammates. I see a lot of things before my teammates see them. — LeBron James

King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers. — Groucho Marx

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. — H.L. Mencken

It just doesn't seem fair, you know? I work my ass off and she gets to live off the ruination of my financial life — Kenneth Eade

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford

If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages
not alimony. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. — Arthur Baer

Perhaps no other year before or since 1984 has been awaited with such eager anticipation. — Arthur C. Clarke

Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer

Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever. — Quentin Crisp

She was a stranger, but not just any stranger. She was "the stranger". And of course, that was the difference that made everyone's emotions stranger. — Shannon L. Alder

These are your peak earning years, my friend. You've got kids to think about. And soon enough, alimony. — Garth Risk Hallberg

I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard. — Red Skelton

I'm a conductor of revivals. The only minister in the whole package. Little Richard, the evangelist. — Little Richard

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks. — Burt Reynolds

The voluntary captive
The speechless the prisoner
Which I hide in my very depths ... — Anne Desclos

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore

Maybe it was the hip-sprung way she moved, high-assed and shiny, alert to surfaces, like a character in a B movie soaked in alimony and gin. — Don DeLillo

Now you can start paying for it with money instead of blood. — Kenneth Eade

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. — Groucho Marx