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It's not the years honey, it's the mileage.
— Harrison Ford
Depression gave me extreme perspicacity; rather than skin, it was as if I had only thin gauze bandages to shield me from everything I saw.
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
Make plans for your new goals. And press towards achieving the goals with all your strength.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
You see, I do not want a body without a heart.
— Cassandra Clare
Knowledge is confidence. And confidence lets you play fast.
— Bill Parcells
Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
— Erma Bombeck
So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.
— Richelle Mead
Apparently some things, like Cheetos finger stains and the searing pain of grief, couldn't be fixed.
— Jill Shalvis
Calling a cat a dog won't make it bark.
— Kathie Freeman
To leave him behind. You'll have to find a way to get
— Cameo Renae
Please give me fifty more years of work and fun, then an instant death when I'm sleeping.
— John Grisham
I had a clear idea about what time is till I was asked to explain it and ceased to understand it altogether as soon as I began explaining it.
— Saint Augustine
He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy.
— Robert Hellenga
