No Girlfriend Quotes
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No Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I've got no way to carry my magic sword.
— Alexis Hall
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me.
— Pittacus Lore
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
Cadence Taylor is my girlfriend and no matter what the people walking around us think, I'm going to treat her that way.
— Melyssa Winchester
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore.
— Jay Crownover
I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.
— Jennifer Echols
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!
— Austin Butler
My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral.
— Timothy C. Ward
We'd sit. we'd eat. And I'd pretend that I wasn't in irreversible love with his girlfriend. No.Big.Deal.
— Rachel Van Dyken
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
— Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
No, no, no. Your girlfriend is there!
— Stylo Fantome
Oh no, was I to be one of those girls who gets attacked by a jealous girlfriend?
— Jenna Elizabeth Johnson
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing
— Dmitry Tursunov
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.''Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
— Lyor Cohen
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl has.
— Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
There's no protocol on how to console your girlfriend of four years who you just met this morning.
— Colleen Hoover
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want.""I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
