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'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'
— Russell Howard
Tea, opera and poetry should not be missed - longevity depends on one's mental cultivation.
— Anchee Min
The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt
— Darynda Jones
Just before reaching the station, he turned into a bar
— Haruki Murakami
She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.
— Robertson Davies
I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess.
— Rohinton Mistry
Everyone needs a sense of shame, but no one needs to feel ashamed.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
— Milton Jones
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
— Chic Murray
Batman cape does not enable user to fly.
— Wendy Northcutt
When you have had a taste of excellence, you cannot go back to mediocrity.
— Maximillian Degenerez
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Oh, sod off, I'm calling the Police." Another series of banging on the door. "Open up, Police." That was quick.
— Simon Dunn
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
— Craig Ferguson
Develop and maintain momentum by working continuously toward your sales goals every day.
— Brian Tracy
Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
— Tommy Cooper
