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TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay. — Renee Carter

Man's free agency is not of the mind, for that is bound. There is no freedom there. — Swami Vivekananda

Jesus. I do not wanna be called a vampire n-word. — Andrea Portes

I'm not a babysitter. — Adam Lambert

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

I work very much on the principle that anything created by mankind has mischief and error hardwired into its inception. — Jasper Fforde

I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. — Doreen Cronin

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. — James Shikwati

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump

I guess, - a greater number of the 26 or so albums that I've made are known in Europe than they are in America. — David Bowie

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth

I don't need a babysitter."
"That's good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you. — Darynda Jones

Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling

Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. — Caitlin Moran

The Gates of Heaven and the Gates of Hell are the same gates. It just depends which side you're standing on when you walk through. — Amy Lignor

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. — Enya

Point of view matters: I see that now, blind, talking to myself, trapped in a coffin falling past the edge of the solar system. I — Peter Watts

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. — Christopher Titus

Good leadership isn't about what you say but what you do. — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

Sure enough, the water heated up. That's not really a surprise, but it's nice to see thermodynamics being well behaved. — Andy Weir

I am very, very happy for Alice Walker. — Audre Lorde

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett

Working with Bryan Cranston on 'Breaking Bad' has been totally thrilling because he is so clear in his approach. — Jessica Hecht

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane. — Sheryl Crow

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter? — Brad McKinniss

Pole dancing really isn't as easy as it looks. — Carmen Electra

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

they passed through the wide-open gates into the city whose parents had hired a prostitute as a babysitter and never come home. The — Nicholas Eames

I began to feel that, in a sense, we were all prisoners of our own history. — Roland Joffe