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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile.
— Justin Bieber
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off.
— Chic Murray
That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God.
— Neal Stephenson
Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things.
— Jillian Dodd
I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.
— Suzy Kline
I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepyalbeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout
It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time.
— Kether Donohue
I like girls who are intelligent, somewhat funny, and pretty with a nice personality.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play.
— Rachel Vincent
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
— Ron Funches
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
— Molly Harper
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair
It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny.
— Steve Carell
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
— Rita Rudner
Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.
— Atticus Shaffer
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect.
— Vladimir Nabokov
It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again.
— Maureen Daly
I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.'
— Gattlin Griffith
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
