News Funny Quotes

Collection of top 21 famous quotes about News Funny

  1. Home
    2. ›
  2. News Funny Quotes

News Funny Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational News Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

God does not play favorites. — Max Lucado
Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. Everything is! — Ed Harris
There's news that happens in different spheres and can be made just as funny, but it's not necessarily in the normal news medium. — Trevor Noah
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions. — Andy Borowitz
Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts. — Stephen Colbert
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news. — George Saunders
Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
The natural resources we've depended on, if the places where they exist are not stable, our own livelihood and our health is put at risk. — Jeff Corwin
Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker
But my name is Georgia Mason. And I am here to tell you the truth. — Mira Grant
When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over. — Katie Couric
It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day. — Charlie Adam
I've found that the less stuff I own, the less my stuff owns me. — Nathan W. Morris
If you have to release bad news to the public, it would help if you are not ugly. — Mitch Hedberg
The humpback never sees the hump on his own back. — Harlan Coben
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson
Comedy is king. It has to be. — Steve Pink
Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man. — Rob Brydon
Of women, the most we can say, not being Frenchmen, is that they are burrowing animals. — Lawrence Durrell
Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag. — Rick Riordan

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Authors | Topics | About | Contact | Policy | Sitemap

Copyright © 2025 Wise Famous Quotes. All Rights Reserved.