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God does not play favorites.
— Max Lucado
Democrats lead in all the polls by at least ten points, except one.. Fox News. That is with a margin of error of plus or minus the facts.
— Stephen Colbert
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
— George Saunders
Whenever I watch a documentary about the space, I find the news in the world very funny and dull!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker
When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over.
— Katie Couric
I've found that the less stuff I own, the less my stuff owns me.
— Nathan W. Morris
The humpback never sees the hump on his own back.
— Harlan Coben
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
Comedy is king. It has to be.
— Steve Pink