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New Employee Funny Quotes By Nicole Williams: He made me happy. He made me crazy.

He made me happy. He made me crazy. He made me thank the heavens for the day I'd met him. He made me curse the same heavens for the day I'd met him. — Nicole Williams

New Employee Funny Quotes By Bruce Lee: Bring the mind to a sharp focus and

Bring the mind to a sharp focus and make it alert so that it can immediately intuit truth, which is everywhere. — Bruce Lee

New Employee Funny Quotes By Andy Dunn: The risk not taken is more dangerous than

The risk not taken is more dangerous than the risk taken. — Andy Dunn

New Employee Funny Quotes By Virginia Woolf: - for it was not so much that

- for it was not so much that she lacked courage, but lacked energy, especially in talking to men. — Virginia Woolf

New Employee Funny Quotes By Jerry Greenfield: Business can be a source of progressive change.

Business can be a source of progressive change. — Jerry Greenfield

New Employee Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to

Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed. — Mark Twain

New Employee Funny Quotes By Joseph Campbell: One looks, looks long, and the world comes

One looks, looks long, and the world comes in. — Joseph Campbell

New Employee Funny Quotes By Toba Beta: I wish you could have made me loving

I wish you could have made me loving you. — Toba Beta

New Employee Funny Quotes By Amanda Lee: It was against the law to Taser someone

It was against the law to Taser someone in the head because it would have them in a vegetable state for the rest of their life or kill them. — Amanda Lee

New Employee Funny Quotes By Lisa Alexander-Griffin: Choice not chance determines destiny...

Choice not chance determines destiny... — Lisa Alexander-Griffin

New Employee Funny Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Dramatic fiction - William Shakespeare made his biggest

Dramatic fiction - William Shakespeare made his biggest mark writing dramatic love stories. — Nicholas Sparks

New Employee Funny Quotes By Malcolm Muggeridge: My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind as adopted it. — Malcolm Muggeridge

New Employee Funny Quotes By John Waters: When I started making movies about weird people,

When I started making movies about weird people, I knew they were weird, I was infected with irony, and I wanted New York to notice. — John Waters

New Employee Funny Quotes By Rachel Platten: My mom is a therapist, and my dad

My mom is a therapist, and my dad has a doctorate in psychology, and growing up, I felt 'very understood.' — Rachel Platten

New Employee Funny Quotes By David Hockney: California is always in my mind.

California is always in my mind. — David Hockney