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A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody. — Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

Never trust a man with only one book. — Ted Kosmatka

Never trust a man who sits, uninvited, at the head of the table in another man's home. — Cecelia Ahern

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. — P.G. Wodehouse

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb. — Haruki Murakami

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit — Charles Bukowski

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

Never trust a man who reads only one book. — Arturo Perez-Reverte

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else. — Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

Never trust a man who thinks his religion gives him all the answers. — Charles Stross

He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache ... — Charles Bukowski

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody. — John Churton Collins

never trust the words of a man who is not free. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Never trust a man with new clothes. — Margaret Atwood

I never trusted a man who never smoked or drank. — Abraham Lincoln

Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one. — Mason Cooley

I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea. — Brian D'Ambrosio

Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty. — Aesop

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes. — Charles Bukowski

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. — Aesop

Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart at a feast. — David Gemmell

Never trust a man who tells you good news. — Brandon Sanderson

A man ought never to trust another man's evaluation of a third man's disposition. — Eleanor Catton

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. — William Halsey

Never trust a man who doesn't drink. — W.C. Fields

Never trust a man in red trousers — Mika.

Never trust a man who writes more than he reads. — Samuel Johnson

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice. — Winston Churchill

The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis. — Darynda Jones

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. — Billy Connolly

Never trust a man who bites the heads off chickens is probably a good sound rule of practice. — Kerry Greenwood

Never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring ... the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring — Jodi Picoult

Never trust a man who doesn't radiate love. — Debasish Mridha

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word. — Mark Twain

A man who never trusts himself never trusts anyone. — Jean Francois Paul De Gondi

Never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word
Paraphrased — Thomas Jefferson

Be of good comfort, Mr. Ridley, and play the man! We shall this day light such a candle by God's grace, in England, as I trust never shall be put out. — Hugh Latimer

Never trust a man who can dance. — E.L. James

Never trust a man who brings a hundred soldiers to a wedding — Sebastien De Castell

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead — Tom Waits

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest. — Theodore Roosevelt

I tell you now, never trust the man who is a friend to everyone. — J.E. Mfombep

Never trust a man who teaches about death
but yet had no real experience at all about it. — Toba Beta

Or was it never trust a man with orange eyebrows? — Terry Pratchett

Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to probably ain't legal. — Sue Merrell

Never trust a man with a lunatic wife in an attic," Richard told me. "And anyone named Heathcliff should make you suspicious. — John Irving

In the back of my mind, my mother's often-recited warning comes to me: 'Never trust a man who can dance. — E.L. James

Never trust a man with a penis. — Darynda Jones

Never trust what a man says when he's focused on putting his schlong into your cookie, dear. — Tracy Tappan

Never trust a man who doesn't like Elvis. — Anne-Marie Duff

They're dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he's dead. Especially when he's dead. - Bats 2015 — Fred Barnett

Never trust a skinny ice cream man. — Ben Cohen

Never trust a man who doesn't like ice cream. If that's not a saying, it should be. — Christopher Farnsworth

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything. — Georg C. Lichtenberg

I never trust a man that doesn't drink. — John Wayne

Never trust a man who cannot laugh at himself. — Gabbo De La Parra

You should never trust a liar so you should never trust a man of honor. Those two are the worst of mankind. — Alice Hoffman

Prudent men never trusted their luck. But Kennit had long ago decided that a man had to trust his luck in order for it to grow. — Robin Hobb