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WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY:
In your case, ED is not a man's name. — Robin Glasser

This is what birds see. Only they're free and safe. The very opposite of me. — Suzanne Collins

If my name was on a serious work like this it would never get fair treatment. They would all say I had tried to be funny and failed. — Jerome K. Jerome

WHAT A CONCUBINE SHOULD NEVER SAY: You wanna swing? Fine! See that tree branch? The one with the rope ... — Robin Glasser

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? — Bill Hicks

Wait a second," Clary said.
"I never understand why people say that," Luke said, to no one in particular. "I wasn't going anywhere. — Cassandra Clare

We're more of a bag-and-tag operation. — Lara Adrian

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first! — J.K. Rowling

A home run is when you've stopped having sex altogether and start a book club.) — Kristin Newman

So I've had lots of different bands over the years who have stayed with me for certain tours. — Joan Armatrading

All things proclaim the existence of God. — Napoleon Bonaparte

I mean, if my phone is trying to kill me then that crazy X-ray machine at airport security is a straight-up assassin. — Amy Poehler

I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny. — Lorrie Moore

Endless motorbike talk can and does bore me. — Barry Sheene

Love cannot save you from your own fate. — Jim Morrison

You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone. — Abe Burrows

David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'. — J.M. Barrie

I've seen what rational thought leads to. Dumbest people I ever met were intellectuals. — Robert Ferrigno

My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. — Michel Gondry

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

I'm sick of carrying guns and beating up women. — James Cagney

It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further. — Tabitha Suzuma

I never say a funny thing intentionally. — Jayne Meadows

Because anyone who treats their body like it's garbage the way he does isn't exactly in the best place to love someone else. — Susane Colasanti

I think that technologies are morally neutral until we apply them. It's only when we use them for good or for evil that they become good or evil. — William Gibson

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

The term 'Erotic Fiction' is interesting to me. The 'Fiction' part. Cuz right now somewhere in the world it's happening just as it's written. — Gregor Collins

I love writing traditional magazine pieces, and especially their breadth of reporting and the deliberateness of the writing. — Susan Orlean

I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie. — Mark Wahlberg