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Nappies R Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington

Nappies R Quotes By Gordon Ramsay: I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not

I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies. — Gordon Ramsay

Nappies R Quotes By Susie Buffett: Flex that muscle in your heart. The important

Flex that muscle in your heart. The important thing is that it becomes your compass... — Susie Buffett

Nappies R Quotes By Kevin Pietersen: She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen

Nappies R Quotes By Robert B. Parker: I do the best I can to approve

I do the best I can to approve and disapprove only of my own behavior. I don't always succeed, but I try. I'm trying now and I'm going to keep at it. — Robert B. Parker

Nappies R Quotes By Martin Shaw: I don't live in London - I'm based

I don't live in London - I'm based in Norfolk and have a place in Scotland. — Martin Shaw

Nappies R Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A man who lives long enough will be

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Nappies R Quotes By Wanda Sykes: Since when did I become the spokesperson for

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos? — Wanda Sykes

Nappies R Quotes By Catriona McPherson: Birth, death . . .?' 'And nappies, madam.

Birth, death . . .?' 'And nappies, madam. Things men don't do. — Catriona McPherson

Nappies R Quotes By Kate Winslet: There's nothing bloody wrong with wanting it at

There's nothing bloody wrong with wanting it at all. — Kate Winslet

Nappies R Quotes By Charlie Higson: You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said

You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said Achilleus. 'They'll be filling their nappies in fright. — Charlie Higson

Nappies R Quotes By Rod Stewart: I'm still not good at changing nappies, but

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it. — Rod Stewart

Nappies R Quotes By K.M. Golland: I need a night out away from crayon

I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies. — K.M. Golland

Nappies R Quotes By Honore De Balzac: Cruelty and fear shake hands together.

Cruelty and fear shake hands together. — Honore De Balzac

Nappies R Quotes By Ian Botham: I don't ask my wife to face Michael

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies — Ian Botham

Nappies R Quotes By Navjot Singh Sidhu: The third umpires should be changed as often

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. — Navjot Singh Sidhu