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Nappies Quotes By Nina Agdal: Taking a moment and a deep breath. Im

Taking a moment and a deep breath. Im truly thankful for everything life has shown me so far in my 20 years. I am so blessed. Just wow. — Nina Agdal

Nappies Quotes By Karl Pilkington: Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures. — Karl Pilkington

Nappies Quotes By Gordon Ramsay: I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not

I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at 4:30 and bath and change nappies. — Gordon Ramsay

Nappies Quotes By Kevin Pietersen: She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose. — Kevin Pietersen

Nappies Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: It is gracious to overlook an offence.

It is gracious to overlook an offence. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Nappies Quotes By Charlie Higson: You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said

You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said Achilleus. 'They'll be filling their nappies in fright. — Charlie Higson

Nappies Quotes By Rod Stewart: I'm still not good at changing nappies, but

I'm still not good at changing nappies, but I do do it. — Rod Stewart

Nappies Quotes By K.M. Golland: I need a night out away from crayon

I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies. — K.M. Golland

Nappies Quotes By Daniel Clowes: God, it drives me crazy when I know

God, it drives me crazy when I know exactly what I want and I can't find it anywhere! It's like does anybody want my money!? I mean what the fuck!? — Daniel Clowes

Nappies Quotes By Catriona McPherson: Birth, death . . .?' 'And nappies, madam.

Birth, death . . .?' 'And nappies, madam. Things men don't do. — Catriona McPherson

Nappies Quotes By Ian Botham: I don't ask my wife to face Michael

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies — Ian Botham

Nappies Quotes By Wanda Sykes: Since when did I become the spokesperson for

Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos? — Wanda Sykes

Nappies Quotes By Maxine Powell: I don't think of color, I think that

I don't think of color, I think that anyone wants a master of their skill and be successful knows no color. — Maxine Powell

Nappies Quotes By Navjot Singh Sidhu: The third umpires should be changed as often

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

Nappies Quotes By Swami Vivekananda: Everything is infectious in this world, good or

Everything is infectious in this world, good or bad. — Swami Vivekananda

Nappies Quotes By Winston Churchill: The old wars were decided by their episodes

The old wars were decided by their episodes rather than by their tendencies. In this war, the tendencies are far more important than the episodes. — Winston Churchill

Nappies Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: Free will isn't quite the same as freedom"

Free will isn't quite the same as freedom" -Daphne Leander — Lauren DeStefano

Nappies Quotes By William Cowper: The Spirit breathes upon the Word and brings

The Spirit breathes upon the Word and brings the truth to sight. — William Cowper

Nappies Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A man who lives long enough will be

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana