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I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more? — John Lennon

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic. — Benjamin Bratt

My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me. — Adam McKay

The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife. — Donald Sutherland

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world. — Luke Bryan

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee. — Brian K. Vaughan

When Nandita expressed a desire to write about me, I couldn't stop her because she's my wife, but she has forgotten who she is. — Om Puri

I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window. — Rodney Dangerfield

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord. — Joseph Prince

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under. — Henny Youngman

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits. — Jason Priestley

My son is an integral part of my life; the fact of life is that parents and children need you; wife doesn't really need you. — Sonu Nigam

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat. — Bob Saget

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

Chicago is fun. We've spent a lot of time there, about 15 years. My wife's parents and family live in Chicago, so that's a big selling point. — Luke Donald

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy. — James Denton

I'm not the most emotionally attuned guy in the world. My wife says that me writing about emotion is like Gandhi writing about gluttony. — David Brooks

No situation is beyond God's control. Over my wife's desk are these words: Fear not the future; God is already there. — Billy Graham

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her. — Woody Allen

My dad's a biophysicist. My brother is a computer guy. His wife works at Microsoft. — Alec Berg

Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her. — Manny Pacquiao

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead. — Hugh Jackman

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife, — Tara Sivec

My guitar is half my life and my wife is the other half. — Huddie William Ledbetter

This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife. — Jack Johnson

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. — Rodney Dangerfield

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids. — Denis Leary

Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend. — Mark Salling

My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience. — Alfred Molina

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne

My biggest influence is someone I really don't know at all: Tina Fey. Smart, funny, beautiful, self-deprecating, also a mom and a wife. — Laura Benanti

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife. — Bruce Lansky

Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth! — Casper Van Dien

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife. — Ilie Nastase

The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. — Terrence Howard

Habit is my true, my wedded wife. — Wallace Stegner

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? — Sam Levenson

Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11. — Frankie Boyle

My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count. — Rich Sommer

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I ... fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out. — Abraham Lincoln

I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said "No, one drag is enough". — Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is unusually kind and generous, but she's no fool. You don't mess with her. — Dan Hill

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle. — Danny McBride

Baseball is important, but it's about fifth place behind my kids, my wife and the health of my family. — Mike Lowell

New York is a great place to be if you want to make an impact and be involved in charities or philanthropic organizations like my wife and I are. — Justin Tuck

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore

My wife is - in the strictest sense - my sole companion, and I need no other. There is no vacancy in my mind any more than in my heart. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

The only person that I want to love me is my wife. — Peter Capaldi

My wife is the fact-checker, I'm in the story telling business. — Baz Luhrmann

I believe strongly in the rights of women ... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman. — Abdullah Of Saudi Arabia

My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. — Don Rickles

Beyonce is this massive star, but she's incredibly humble. But it's weird because even though I love her, she's my boss's wife. — Rita Ora

I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known. — Lou Holtz

My affection for Taiwan ... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese. — Jackie Chan

I have three children to take care; I have a wife. My job is to take care of them, and I can say it's a pretty cool job to have. — Shane Filan

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!" — Henny Youngman

Like many of my fellow preachers I acknowledge that my best and severest critic is my wife. — D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones

I feel like a divorced wife once my book is published and has left me, and hate to be brought back into intimate contact! — Freya Stark

My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously. — John Ortberg

My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother. — Melissa Etheridge

I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it. — Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious. — Rob Delaney

My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her. — Mark Consuelos

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care of my wife and children. — Irving Penn

My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb. — Dennis Wolfberg

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife. — Cedric Hardwicke

I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife. — Nick Cannon

My mother is my father's wife. And the children of lovers are orphans. — Nancy Horan

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. — Jeff Kent

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

My wife is used to Formula One, and she understands the life. — Romain Grosjean

The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great. — Don Zimmer

My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time. — Jarod Kintz

How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God! — Francis Chan

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. — Warren Beatty

The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife. — Tracy Morgan

First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. — Avinash Kaushik

This is my wife, Trish. The Good Lord overwhelms her on occasion. I find it best to just ignore it, — Kristen Ashley

The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife. — Missy Peregrym

My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life. — Samuel Pepys

And not only that, I also have the MacBook Air which is really cool. Even my wife is jealous of my MacBook Air. — Karl Rove

I have two beautiful children, a wife who loves me very much and who I love - and my career is going well, too. — Rupert Penry-Jones

I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a house in Spain; that is my luxury. — Pierre Dukan

The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs. — Taye Diggs

My wife is a classically trained piano player, and she also orchestrates. — Atticus Ross

I feel quite safe and isolated in Germany. My wife is very well known there. But I am only looked at when I am holding her hand. — Sam Riley

My wife is wonderful. She's one of the people who has changed my life around ... or has allowed ME to change my life around. — Rob Walton

find that if in a hurry, it is always better to acquiesce with my wife than to make an argument. — Derrick Belanger

My wife is beautiful but she can't run anything. — Arash

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

My wife is a real camper; it's a nice way to bond. — Eric McCormack

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. — Carroll Bryant